Market is going to crash on Monday.. What little I had in my 401K, I moved into bonds.. That trade will take affect during the opening bell..

So if the market crashes it will be because of me..
I got laid off on May 20th.. I figured I didn't want the value of my 401K to drop 30% in the event I need to take out a hardship withdrawl.
I usually am the one to cause trends.. When I paid off my Home Depot Credit Card.. Home Depot reported record profits.. When I paid off my Chase card.. Chase reported a record profit.. Just to give you some insider's trading.. I am paying off my American Express card tomorrow.