"Everyone here knows nothing deters the Grate One, which is sad knowing how desperate the republic is for common sense, Constitutional fealty, and reasoned response. Congratulations on your part in nurturing the collective ignorance via megalomania. Yes, when not mercifully preempted by sporting events, you have been on my station since 2006, failing to produce even a modicum of the ratings produced by a former county commissioner who had no prior radio experience either, but a sharp eye for liberty and freedom, and a respectful ear for the opinion of callers who disagreed with her. Sadly, I never got the same performance from you. Rather than improve with age and experience, you became spoiled and rancid, unfortunately following the role model of others who started out exciting, compelling and entertaining only to swoon at the sound of their own voice or naked body [<Rush reference], blinded by the glare of their paychecks and taking the hysterical blathering of Myrmidons as inspired hosannas. Along with them you succumbed to the delusion of adequacy. It's true. You have your "radio program," about as successful as your "litigation in the Supreme Court," but when your response to an objective programming decision based on vile, prejudiced, uninformed content combined with five years of poor ratings performance is met with adolescent ad hominems, distortions, and incoherent scribblings, your screed has the intellectual depth of a damp sponge. As an obscure philosopher once wrote, "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once, and you'll suck forever. Suck on, Mark, suck on. And I say that with all due respect. Brian Wilson"
That. Was. Epic. Thanks for the link!