I'm convinced his campaign is a joke.. and not in the sense that Newt's is a joke, Newt is a different type of joke.
I'd love for Cain to come out and admit that this has been an elaborate hoax with the sole intention of exposing apathy in America.. If that won't grab the attention of the zombies glued to the X-Factor and the Kardashian divorce and get them involved, I don't know what will.
I realize all of this is a long shot to happen, but I think it would be a good thing in the long run for America.