Lol....caption this one!

[teacherone]

 

[ZanZibar]

 

[teacherone]

^^^whoa...


Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[acptulsa]

Truth in Advertising: The Crooked One.

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

After measuring the length of Mrs Gingrich's nose with their fingers everyone showed their results

 

[pauliticalfan]

LOL Not even gonna attempt this one. Too dirty, even for me.

 

[Roxi]

It really was only this big!

 

[GrahamUK]

Is he showing the kids his chickenhawk-claw? or the size of his *@#$!

 

[bolil]

Bend and spread ladies, The Gingrich needs a new wife.

 

[CasualApathy]

I'm so good I can pander using just one finger!

 

[CaptUSA]

"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Scooping up the filed mice and bopping 'em on the head.
So I cut one of that little f**kers ears off! That'll teach him to like me!!!"

 

[ds21089]

Exposure to the Gingrich has been known to cause finger spasms. In severe cases, you will think you're a pirate.

 

[123tim]

Wow, I never realized that the Chicken Dance was so much fun!
How could I have been married three times and not have done this at any of my wedding receptions?

 

[CasualApathy]

Look I'm cheerful! ARRRGH!

 

[RiseAgainst]

"I had something totally different in mind when the campaign manager told me we had a stop with a group of 'Female Pirates'..."

Are they really throwing up the 'shocker' there? I bet the backstory on that photo is even more priceless than the photo itself.

 

[Ronulus]

Gingrich: He loves the hookers!

 

[cheapseats]

Girl Happy


Girl happy, yes I’m girl happy,
Girl happy, can’t you see

Every girl I see looks good to me
What crazy way I were to be
I love a life of nothing but beautiful women
Well I’m girl happy, yes I’m girl happy,
Girl happy, can’t you see

Every time I see a pretty face
My heart just heads for outer space
I need a girl to make my life worth of living
Yes, I’m girl happy, yes I’m girl happy,
Girl happy, can’t you see

I’ve been like this since I was just a baby boy
First nurse that rocked my cradle made me jump to joy
Mama keep your daughter out of sight
I’m in a lovin’ mood tonight
I love a life of nothing but beautiful women
Well I’m girl happy, yes I’m girl happy,
Girl happy, can’t you see

I’ve been like this since I was just a baby boy
First nurse that rocked my cradle made me jump to joy
Girl happy, well I’m girl happy,
Yes I’m girl happy, can’t you see
Girl happy, said I’m girl happy,
Yes I’m girl happy, can’t you see

(words & music by pomus - meade)​

 

[trey4sports]

Taylor Gang or the claw!

 

[pauliticalfan]

Looks like Newt found his booty.

 

[Cabal]

Gingrich tries to employ the Shocker. Fails. Gets mocked.