Lindsey Graham "endorses" Donald Trump

[GunnyFreedom]

And lookee who else has 'endorsed' Donald Trump

http://www.today.com/video/lindsey-...at-crazy-jokingly-endorses-trump-631828547866

Lindsey Graham says GOP has gone 'batshit crazy,' jokingly endorses Trump



Speaking at the Washington Press Club Foundation Dinner, Senator Lindsey Graham mocked all of his former rivals in the 2016 Republican race on Thursday night, claiming that his party had gone "batshit crazy," saying that if you killed Ted Cruz on the Senate floor, that "nobody could convict you," and he said that he would endorse Donald Trump in the hopes "the grim magic" of those he endorses dropping out of the race "still exists."

 

[seapilot]

If he was that funny during his run he would have gotten more votes. Says his endorsement is like Dr. Kevorkian of politics, after Jeb. Hope he endorses McCain too!

 

[misterx]

Just to clarify for everyone, because I know gunny is hoping a few people will think it's serious, this is a joke.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Just to clarify for everyone, because I know gunny is hoping a few people will think it's serious, this is a joke.

Riiiight. That's why I put "endorses" in quotes, because I wanted people to think Graham was serious.

Bro, do you even brain?

 

[misterx]

Riiiight. That's why I put "endorses" in quotes, because I wanted people to think Graham was serious.

Bro, do you even brain?

Bro, are you 12? Lay off the steroids and read a book, jarhead.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Bro, are you 12? Lay off the steroids and read a book, jarhead.

So... That's a no?

 

[misterx]

So... That's a no?

I have enough of a brain not to join the military to fight Israel's wars. I also have enough of a brain to qualify me for the Air Force or Navy instead of the human garbage collection known as the Marines.

 

[AuH20]

I have enough of a brain not to join the military to fight Israel's wars. I also have enough of a brain to qualify me for the Air Force or Navy instead of the human garbage collection known as the Marines.

You guys need to stop fighting. This is not productive.

 

[misterx]

You guys need to stop fighting. This is not productive.

But he started, mommy lol. I'll call truce if he will.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

I have enough of a brain not to join the military to fight Israel's wars. I also have enough of a brain to qualify me for the Air Force or Navy instead of the human garbage collection known as the Marines.

LMAO really? So what you are saying is that my 99th percentile ASVAB score, 98th percentile AFQT score, recruiters from all branches begging me to join, and Majors and Colonels bagging me (and unfortunately talking me into) going into Intelligence means that I was unqualified for the Chair Force?

So what are you saying, I was too smart to serve in the Gravy?

 

[GunnyFreedom]

But he started, mommy lol. I'll call truce if he will.

Bullshit. This totally demonstrates that you are 100% delusional.

 

[misterx]

LMAO really? So what you are saying is that my 99th percentile ASVAB score, 98th percentile AFQT score, recruiters from all branches begging me to join, and Majors and Colonels bagging me (and unfortunately talking me into) going into Intelligence means that I was unqualified for the Chair Force?

So what are you saying, I was too smart to serve in the Gravy?

Do not believe. Nobody with ASVAB scores that high wants to be a grunt. People go into the Marines because they're either stupid or have a criminal record.

 

[AuH20]

Do not believe. Nobody with ASVAB scores that high wants to be a grunt. People go into the Marines because they're either stupid or have a criminal record.

I think you're talking about the U.S. Army. Marines are pretty intelligent and well versed in the U.S. Constitution.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Do not believe. Nobody with ASVAB scores that high wants to be a grunt. People go into the Marines because they're either stupid or have a criminal record.

LMAO you don't even have the first clue what you are talking about. But do go on, you are helping my cause.

 

[misterx]

I think you're talking about the U.S. Army. Marines are pretty intelligent and well versed in the U.S. Constitution.

They're both about the same. The Marines accept ASVAB scores as low as 25, and the Army 26

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/asvabminimum.htm

 

[misterx]

LMAO you don't even have the first clue what you are talking about. But do go on, you are helping my cause.

Every time you post you reveal yourself to be more of an idiot. You should probably just stop now.

 

[donnay]

Neocon's jumping ship?

 

[GunnyFreedom]

They're both about the same. The Marines accept ASVAB scores as low as 25, and the Army 26

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/genjoin/a/asvabminimum.htm

That's a lie.

https://asvabbootcamp.com/blog/mili...al-aptitude-battery-asvab-score-requirements/

Military Requirements for Minimum ASVAB Score

Military Branch -- High School Diploma -- GED
Air Force -- 36 -- 65
Army -- 31 -- 50
Coast Guard -- 40 -- 50
Marine Corps -- 32 -- 50
National Guard -- 31 -- 50
Navy -- 35 -- 50

Verified:

http://militaryhandbooks.com/what-scores-do-you-need-to-pass-the-asvab-test/

Waivers may exist in the Marine Corps, but they are unheard of.

And as for my own MOS...

http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/asvab/asvab-and-marine-corps-jobs.html
MOS MARINE JOB TITLE Minimum ASVAB
0231 Intelligence Specialist GT=100

But I do not expect a Trumpaloompa to give a shit about such concepts as "truth" of course.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Every time you post you reveal yourself to be more of an idiot. You should probably just stop now.

Go on. Keep digging Trumptard.

 

[kahless]

Thread title should reflect it was a joke.