Lehman bros on EBAY, lol.

He answered a bunch of questions.

If you end the auction early I will refinance my house and pull out my equity to pay you cash. Then I will just foreclose on my house so I don't have to pay anything for it.

Sep-14-08
A: Your application for COO is being currently considered
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Q: Hello Lehman Brothers, I was wondering, I just received $25,000,000,000.00 of the U.S. Taxpayer's money via the FEDERAL Government to do an INDIRECT BAILOUT... Shsssh! Is this BAILOUT OFFER PRICE Acceptable, since I know the U.S. Greenback is becoming worthless to Americans and the World? Thanx, Ron Paul Sep-14-08
A: Ron, We appreciate your offer, but this is only offered to idiots at the moment










BAWHAHAHAHHA
 
aravoth said:
Q: Hello Lehman Brothers, I was wondering, I just received $25,000,000,000.00 of the U.S. Taxpayer's money via the FEDERAL Government to do an INDIRECT BAILOUT... Shsssh! Is this BAILOUT OFFER PRICE Acceptable, since I know the U.S. Greenback is becoming worthless to Americans and the World? Thanx, Ron Paul Sep-14-08
A: Ron, We appreciate your offer, but this is only offered to idiots at the moment








BAWHAHAHAHHA
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Lol, is this really up there? I didn't want to look up my ebay account to log on and see - the q/a all already scrolled past what you can see without logging in.
 
Here's another:

Q: What if I want just one of the brothers -- do I get my choice of which brother? I want the one who's all bullish. The bearish one scares me. Also, do you accept Paypal? Merrill Lynch stock certificates? IOUs? Sep-14-08
A: as is all brothers included as well as Fernando valley N. of 101
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Someone ask him if he accepts Nigerian account transfers. I just received an email informing me of my inheritance of US$25,000,000 from some estate by accident. Everyone, I'm rich! Farewell!
 
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Q: Should I be the successful bidder, can you guarantee that all the corporate hottie, can't type, can't spell, oh, um, "personal assistants" will be retained for the new administration? Sep-14-08
A: if you have to ask .... you are not a serious buyer
 
Q: Will I be able to write this purchase off my taxes, or will I have to register as a Republican first? Sep-14-08
A: both
 
Q: May I a make a deposit on the transaction with viable sperm? This can be collateralized at the FED as of today, thank you. Sep-14-08
A: wrong bank
 
Q: What is your position on value derivatives? Sep-14-08
A: your guess is as good as ours that's why we are motivated sellers at this point
 
Q: I was wondering if you had any other items like this. I'm looking for something with more real estate locations on the west coast. Sep-14-08
A: Please see ML,BK, BA, and then look overseas where most of this junk was resold :)
 
Q: Is transfer of staff included in this package? I only ask as I don't think I could justify paying incredibly inflated salaries. Sep-14-08
A: sure you can ... we did it
 
These are all hilarious!

I'll have to do some PrintScreen pages and save

Classic :D
 
Better than the Fred Thompson forum

lenno could not do better, these are priceless.

What about the Lehman sisters, do they come with it too?, lol.
 
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