GET THE LEAD OUT, PLANT HEMP
25 July 2008
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Biodiesel is in the news on CNN today.
Parenthetically, I’m pretty sure the newscaster is the Superficial Jerk who was on the red carpet at the Oscars...the one who disrespectfully inflamed Gary Busey’s disturbance and who encouraged whichever Insubstantial Beauty to feign-read-that-act, at another human’s expense, prissy and condescending.
Today, he’s doing the Superficial Jerk by interrupting the guy who is passing along the DETAILS of HOW to run a diesel car on biodiesel with, “...don’t give us a science lesson.” How else, Superficial Face Man Jerk, would the viewing audience know how to incorporate the news and information the dissemination of which pays your handsome salary.
CNN blows...it absolutely sucks. How’s THAT for oxymoronic?
Right now, this minute, is the time to decriminalize marijuana and hemp. The savings of beaucoups bucks on enforcement/prosecution/incarceration predicated on illogical, inconsistent, capricious legislation has always been ignored to the peril of Justice but now it is ignored to the peril of Economics. God knows, we care about money in a way that we do NOT care about Fair Play.
Hemp is a completely renewable energy source, the oil of which can be used in biodiesel. Independent truckers are dropping off the charts. Trucks deliver America’s Stuff. America can’t live without Stuff. If there will only be a few giant Trucking Companies...no different than a few giant oil companies, no different than a few giant airlines, no different than a few giant telecommunication providers...there will be rapacious pricing.
Every part of the hemp plant is usable.
Hemp was instrumental in America’s galvanization for WWII.
It is right and just that marijuana be as legal, as regulated and as taxed as alcohol. Get over it. Or get ready for a class action discrimination action. Alls we need is a coupla generous maverick-type attorneys...who will, in turn, gain fame and fortune. Attorneys are big on fame and fortune.
It is right and just to decriminalize marijuana, or it is right and just to reinstate Prohibition of Alcohol.
Prohibition of Alcohol will address a number of societal ills. Let the Drug Lords have alcohol too. They are better businessmen than businessmen...a ROBUST Black Market will constitute a tremendous economic stimulus, with money ending up in hands that are more contributory to more economic stimulus.
The fantastic sums of money that are thrown by Alcohol Pushers at advertisers and lobbyists will never be the influx to generalized economic health as those fantastic sums of money trading hands on the street. Them’s the people that still have to buy all the Stuff. Pay large sums to fancy-pants Advertisers is Big Money paying Big Money to Big Money...what’re they gonna do, buy a twentieth big-screen TV, a tenth car, a third house?
Well, yeah, actually they ARE snapping up foreclosures. Speaking of which, I am hearing ads on the radio that gush excitedly, “The foreclosure market has never been hotter.” The ad is urging the Moneyed Class to add real estate to their investment portfolios by capitalizing on the opportunities afforded by record foreclosures.
Right now, this minute, is the time to cross-reference the predatory lenders with the investment-in-foreclosures people. Any match-ups should be the focus of most rigorous investigation, with intent to prosecute to absolute fullest extent of the law. Me, I believe that Seizing The Assets is a reasonable and effective punishment for crimes attributable to Greed. Take it ALL, except one million dollars...nothin’ cruel and inhuman about having a million bucks waiting for you when you get out of prison. Ask all the pot smokers who are languishing in federal penitentiaries.
Whatever percent of the corn crop, poof, gone. Swoosh, really. Homeowners know the nightmare of traveling water. Even apartment-dwellers...and Street People, obviously...know ALL about water damage. Not for the faint of heart, Trouble With Water. As of last March when I drove through New Orleans, I can attest that the full force of the federal government does not have a handle on water damage. Is not trying to get a handle on that water damage either, as far as I could see. Except in the financial and tourist sections, those are spiffed up.
The farmers are fucked...theoretically. But the farmers are not as fucked as the Taxpayers, who underwrite the SEVERAL programs that are mitigating the farmers’ losses.
For sure though, those corn crops are not toast, but mud. This season, for corn, is lost. The ground is too wet to plant corn, even if it weren’t too late which it pretty much is. It’s getting close to Harvest Time...when Drifters oughtta be drifting toward the farming communities that need cheap day labor.
But they could plant hemp right now. They could plant hemp in a swamp. It is called Weed because it grows like a weed. Given resolve and the swift stroke of a pen...such as Congress is CLEARLY able to muster when they give a shit about something important, like Terri Schaivo...farmers can plant hemp the day after they secure seed. This year, while those acres are unusable for corn, hemp will yield one full harvest.
If you grow it, the infrastructure will come. There are myriad uses for hemp, from fiber to resin...recall that our Constitution is written on hemp paper. Innovation is inevitable. It perhaps represents an opportunity to incorporate, so to speak, more of our Native Indian population by means other than gambling. It is my understanding that hemp was a mainstay for their ancestors.
For that matter, we could invite a few Drug Lords in from the cold. They’re better businessmen than farmers, too. And, really, what’s the difference between Drug Lords or Drug Lords when it comes to working the land at a profit?
As things stand, Monsanto is buying up the arable land. Monsanto = Big Farming. I guaran-fucking-tee all those people who NOT being allowed to earn money/pursue happiness by farming and trading marijuana and hemp that marijuana and hemp will be just as legal as you please once Big Money owns the lion’s share of the arable land.
I am told that Monsanto has developed a hybrid corn seed, tres expensive, that farmers are obliged to buy in order to yield a competitive harvest. Then, whereas farmers have historically “held back” seed from each harvest, for planting the following year, they are forbidden to hold back Monsanto’s Wonder Seed. They must buy new seed.
The price of corn has tripled. Food prices are skyrocketing. We are clear that corn is not merely consumed as corn on the cob and popcorn, yes? Just like crude oil is not consumed only as gas in our cars.
Corn feeds animals...note the price of meat and milk.
Monsanto is in Big Farming with an expensive hybrid corn seed, at the same time that Mysterious Powers are driving the use of corn in ethanol...at the same time that Americans are suffering and people elsewhere are starving to death.
Corn is not efficient in production of ethanol. The alcohol part of ethanol comes from sugar. Corn, being a starch, must be converted to sugar. That constitutes an extra step, compared to use of sugar beets or sugar cane.
Whereas stubbornly perpetuating the capricious criminalization of marijuana and hemp has always been hysteria-based and hypocritical to boot, I submit that given revised “conditions on the ground,” it constitutes gross, willful fiscal malfeasance.