Kops killing monkeys now
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alucard13mm
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An african safari for cops. They must've made bets on who can shoot it first. Not everyday you can shoot an exotic monkey.
Unless it is a raging chimpanzee, like the one that tear off that woman's face and fingers..., no reason to shoot it.
Unless it is a raging chimpanzee, like the one that tear off that woman's face and fingers..., no reason to shoot it.
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Capuchin monkeys weigh 3 - 9 pounds.
Three pounds makes them to fast for the donut boys , how many rounds did they need ?
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I was thinking the same thing. I would've been running too if a bunch of cops were chasing and shooting shit at me.
As far as locking down the preschool....dumbasses, it's a little bitty pet monkey. For Pete's sake, there are probably stray cats around that school that are more dangerous.
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Three pounds of BLOOD-CURDLING FEROCITY! You don't know what it's like being out there on the thin blue line day after day facing one unknown tropical terror after another. I knew a cop who was savagely scratched by a guinea pig! He could have been eviscerated. Eventually. Think about that!
Kill it! It hates us for our freedumbs!
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Drudge found the answer!
The brave heroes were protecting us from Chinese terrorist monkeys..
China has a small contingent of trained monkeys protecting its air force base
http://theweek.com/article/index/26...trained-monkeys-protecting-its-air-force-base
Dolphins are so last month. The Chinese military revealed its "secret weapon" yesterday: monkeys. The People's Liberation Army said it has trained a small contingent of the furry creatures to protect its air forces base from birds that endanger its fleet of planes. State-run media showed videos of the impressive feats the primates are capable of, such as quickly scurrying up trees to destroy nests, leaping far distances, and scaring off birds.
The monkeys are trained to respond to "precise whistle commands" from their handlers and can destroy six to eight birds nests an hour, reports the Washington Post. Migrating birds have long threatened the base's jets, since they frequently get sucked into their engines. Chinese media didn't reveal the base the monkeys are being used at, but described it as being in the Beijing military zone.
Anyway, be afraid. --Jordan Valinsky
The brave heroes were protecting us from Chinese terrorist monkeys..
China has a small contingent of trained monkeys protecting its air force base
http://theweek.com/article/index/26...trained-monkeys-protecting-its-air-force-base
Dolphins are so last month. The Chinese military revealed its "secret weapon" yesterday: monkeys. The People's Liberation Army said it has trained a small contingent of the furry creatures to protect its air forces base from birds that endanger its fleet of planes. State-run media showed videos of the impressive feats the primates are capable of, such as quickly scurrying up trees to destroy nests, leaping far distances, and scaring off birds.
The monkeys are trained to respond to "precise whistle commands" from their handlers and can destroy six to eight birds nests an hour, reports the Washington Post. Migrating birds have long threatened the base's jets, since they frequently get sucked into their engines. Chinese media didn't reveal the base the monkeys are being used at, but described it as being in the Beijing military zone.
Anyway, be afraid. --Jordan Valinsky
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