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How about we start our own instead? Id prefer a cool club jacket to a fez and shriners bike.
 
I'm a member of the Knights of Columbus. Aparently we're all supposed to get some signal from the pope to kill all protestants. At least that's what someone told me when I brought up the fact that I was in the KofC. I think the signal is the pope coming out and waving at everyone...

I'm not sure of the other secret stuff either. I joined because I went to a few church events and the KofC were the guys in charge of cooking burgers and dogs while drinking beer (anything to help the community).
 
Masons are OK but I believe they only are good for meeting new people & social events, as they make it a policy to not get involved with politics.
 
How about we start our own instead? Id prefer a cool club jacket to a fez and shriners bike.

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How bout we just flash 'the shocker'.

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