JFKIII's Personal Journal of Random Thoughts Thread

specsaregood said:
Did one of your pets have a poop parade? I've watched my wife throw up while cleaning up after those festivals (a few times) -- I always laugh while its happening. Wanna piss a woman off? Laugh at her while she is wretching with her hands over a giant pool of pooh.
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Haha.

We need a 12th rep bar because that deserves multiple +rep

And no, one of my friends text me an hour ago about a "poop parade".
 
specsaregood said:
Did one of your pets have a poop parade? I've watched my wife throw up while cleaning up after those festivals (a few times) -- I always laugh while its happening. Wanna piss a woman off? Laugh at her while she is wretching with her hands over a giant pool of pooh.
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Man, even Kludge isn't that mean. He cleans up poo/vomit from the aging doggie because it makes me wretch. Or is it retch?
 
Kluge said:
Man, even Kludge isn't that mean. He cleans up poo/vomit from the aging doggie because it makes me wretch. Or is it retch?
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I'm not sure, though it felt like it needed a W. Trust me I've cleaned up 4x as much just because any bit of doggie bodily fluids makes her wretch; but sometimes I refuse cuz it is too entertaining. :)
 
specsaregood said:
I'm not sure, though it felt like it needed a W. Trust me I've cleaned up 4x as much just because any bit of doggie bodily fluids makes her wretch; but sometimes I refuse cuz it is too entertaining. :)
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Meanie. :D I absolutely hate puking, and I'm one of those types that will puke once the idea gets into my head--I can't get rid of it.

We have this situation worked out. He takes care of the dog business, and I get about 90% of the baby business--for some reason, baby poop doesn't bother me, but it bothers him.
 
Kluge said:
Meanie. :D I absolutely hate puking, and I'm one of those types that will puke once the idea gets into my head--I can't get rid of it.

We have this situation worked out. He takes care of the dog business, and I get about 90% of the baby business--for some reason, baby poop doesn't bother me, but it bothers him.
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Has to be a mother thing. Either that or you're a ninja.
 
Random Thought #8:

Who else hates those commercials for suffering animals or starving children overseas? They may sound heartless, but I value human life over animals and I value helping Americans before helping people in other countries. Sure there are many other things to worry about, but if we are going to have commercials asking for help, how about commercials asking for help for PEOPLE in the UNITED STATES?


Random Thought #9:

Last night I was in the middle of Food 4 Less and yelled "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME!"

It felt good :)
 
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When JFK3 wins the presidency and employs me on the cabinet, I'm going to use the "company" limo to escort my ladies around. :D ;) :cool:
 
heavenlyboy34 said:
DAMMIT! I want to have fun on teh company dime! :(
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I'll have a Bugatti Veyron limo made just for you :)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron
 
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