In a surprise move, former President and candidate Trump has selected Kamala Harris as his VP. Trump stated: "It has protected Biden for four years, so it can protect me for four more years!".
For her part Kamala Harris was very enthusiastic. "I am very honored and excited to become Donald Trump's VP choice. You can't imagine my relief to get out of the Biden hell house! Joe Biden was always pawing at me and sniffing me, and my husband had to sleep with that vile Jill Biden once a week. Don't even get me started on Hunter Biden. I couldn't take another one of his drug fueled orgies."
Kamala continued: "The future comes at us unexpectedly, and this unexpected future is here. When the future gets here, you will know it, and that future is with Donald Trump. The past is in the past, and today is the future, until tomorrow, and then that will be the future. What I'm saying is that the future is now!"