Jack Conway Caption Contest #1

[BamaFanNKy]

 

[Matt Collins]

Is that a horse, or an ass?

 

[Bman]

Don't worry baby. After we pass cap and tax you'll get to pull wagons once again!

 

[Jordan]

Don't worry baby. After we pass cap and tax you'll get to pull wagons once again!

Second post and you already win.

 

[Harald]

I am confused, why is he kissing the horse on the straps and not on the mouth?

 

[BamaFanNKy]

I am confused, why is he kissing the horse on the straps and not on the mouth?

He has a client later that day.

Jack Bigalow Male Gigolo.

 

[amisspelledword]

wait a second... do tough sons of bitches play kissy face with horses?

 

[Dreamofunity]

Is that a horse, or an ass?

Both.

 

[libertybrewcity]

LOVE, Interspecies love.

 

[Fozz]

What a tough man

 

[aravoth]

Get this creepy bastard off of me.

 

[DeadheadForPaul]

I knew Jack Conway was willing to kiss Wall Street's ass for donations but this is getting ridiculous

 

[BuddyRey]

DeadheadForPaul beat me to the punch!

 

[bricklayer]

Is that a horse, or an ass?

The one on the left, or the one on the right?

 

[nayjevin]

Little Jack's growth was stunted from an early confusion between 'loving embrace' and 'vulcan death pinch'.

 

[BamaFanNKy]

Very disappointed. I set this up and no one took the bait:

 

[rprprs]

Don't worry, baby... We'll show them what they can do with that Defense of Marriage Act!

 

[Live_Free_Or_Die]

Everyone likes a winner, nominate Stately Victor for Congress!

 

[Matt Collins]

".... he gave a kiss as the donkey show was just finishing up"

 

[SWATH]

Look at the two asses on that horse!