It's illegal for the chicken to cross the road, and 7 other bizarre Georgia laws

[Suzanimal]

1. Made in Alabama: In Athens-Clarke County, “no person shall use for amusement or otherwise any Alabama slingshot or any slingshot or similar thing in the urban service district.”

2. Want to leave your mark? Not in Columbus, where no person shall "mark in obscene language, cut or otherwise deface any fence, house or tree in the city limits."


3. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road in Quitman? Because it’s illegal for people to "allow such chickens to run at large upon the streets or alleys of the city ..."

4. Dead wrong: In Conyers, "no person shall place any dead animal upon his premises or upon the premises of any other person."


5. Just because: Roswell has very specific design specifications for its adult book and video stores, including flooring that is "light colored, nonabsorbent, smooth textured and easily cleaned."

6. They call it finger-lickin' good for a reason: It is unlawful "to eat fried chicken within the City of Gainesville, Georgia, in any fashion other than with the fingers."


7. Whatever floats your boat: As long as you're not in the state of Georgia where "occupying a live-aboard [boat] for more than 30 days during any calendar year" is prohibited.

8. Llama liability:Georgia residents who engage in "llama activity" such as training a llama or being a passenger upon a llama "shall not be liable for an injury to or the death of a participant ... "

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[Ronin Truth]

What's the punishment for the chicken, getting fried?

 

[Occam's Banana]

3. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road in Quitman? Because it’s illegal for people to "allow such chickens to run at large upon the streets or alleys of the city ..."

This is what can happen when chickens try to cross the road: Road Rage Over Chicken Takes Shocking Turn (video embedding at other sites is disabled by the YouTube channel)