It is gonna be a cold winter.

[Anti Globalist]

Mostly cloudy with a high of 77.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Cloudy with a high of 62.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Sunny with a high of 62.

 

[Suzanimal]

Rainy AND it got cold today. I think it may have been in the 60's.

Anyway, my mental breakdown has been coming since we reopened but I never thought the Spectrum cable guy would be the one to catch the brunt of it - honestly, I thought it would be my boss or a 'chef'. Anyway, our credit card machine has been down all weekend (FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK) and the fucktwats at Spectrum kept telling me it was on our end - it couldn't possibly their shitty service or their brokeass gateway. I demanded the first appointment Monday morning (between the hours of 9am and 10am) and the dumb fuck didn't show up until almost noon. After literally poking our connection with a probe he told me the customer service agent said it wasn't our gateway and there's nothing he can do because he forgot to bring one and he couldn't come back until the next day between the hours of 10 - wheneverthefuck. I lost my shit. I literally started yelling FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK! I yelled it like 4 times and he. looked. shocked. For real. Then he calmly asked me if I would like him to escalate the problem. I gave him my best please die stare and he told me his boss would be there in a hour with a new gateway. Guess what? I was the fucking gateway. I hate these people. Whoever is out there breeding people who work for cable companies, please fucking stop. They are more useless than my whores.


PS I turned 50 today and got a bunch of flowers and free shots at work. Also, the man who offered me 40.00 to have sex with him told me he would do me for free since it was my birthday.

 

[phill4paul]

Rainy AND it got cold today. I think it may have been in the 60's.

Anyway, my mental breakdown has been coming since we reopened but I never thought the Spectrum cable guy would be the one to catch the brunt of it - honestly, I thought it would be my boss or a 'chef'. Anyway, our credit card machine has been down all weekend (FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK) and the fucktwats at Spectrum kept telling me it was on our end - it couldn't possibly their shitty service or their brokeass gateway. I demanded the first appointment Monday morning (between the hours of 9am and 10am) and the dumb fuck didn't show up until almost noon. After literally poking our connection with a probe he told me the customer service agent said it wasn't our gateway and there's nothing he can do because he forgot to bring one and he couldn't come back until the next day between the hours of 10 - wheneverthefuck. I lost my shit. I literally started yelling FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK! I yelled it like 4 times and he. looked. shocked. For real. Then he calmly asked me if I would like him to escalate the problem. I gave him my best please die stare and he told me his boss would be there in a hour with a new gateway. Guess what? I was the fucking gateway. I hate these people. Whoever is out there breeding people who work for cable companies, please fucking stop. They are more useless than my whores.


PS I turned 50 today and got a bunch of flowers and free shots at work. Also, the man who offered me 40.00 to have sex with him told me he would do me for free since it was my birthday.

Happy 50 Suz. What the hell is Mr. Animal making you work on your B-Day for? You should be spa-ing and getting your hair and nails done and crap like that.

 

[Suzanimal]

Happy 50 Suz. What the hell is Mr. Animal making you work on your B-Day for? You should be spa-ing and getting your hair and nails done and crap like that.

Thanks, but I don't do that crap and I don't take off work for my birthday - I made 100.00 in cash today and I wasn't even working the bar. Birthday money, bitches!

Mr A and the boys chipped in and bought me a case of Josh wine, a bottle of Heinz-57 (my favorite), and a new Wonder Woman coffee cup. What more could a woman want? Plus, they promised to go anywhere I want tomorrow and not even bitch about it. I also got Mr A to agree to buy us all season passes to Universal and Islands of Adventure. He knows I've been dying to go since they opened the Harry Potter area. I can't wait to go through there yelling Avada Kedavra at people who annoy me. How much you wanna bet I buy myself a souvenir wand that mysteriously disappears after my first two cocktails?

 

[phill4paul]

Thanks, but I don't do that crap and I don't take off work for my birthday - I made 100.00 in cash today and I wasn't even working the bar. Birthday money, bitches!

Mr A and the boys chipped in and bought me a case of Josh wine, a bottle of Heinz-57 (my favorite), and a new Wonder Woman coffee cup. What more could a woman want? Plus, they promised to go anywhere I want tomorrow and not even bitch about it. I also got Mr A to agree to buy us all season passes to Universal and Islands of Adventure. He knows I've been dying to go since they opened the Harry Potter area. I can't wait to go through there yelling Avada Kedavra at people who annoy me. How much you wanna bet I buy myself a souvenir wand that mysteriously disappears after my first two cocktails?

Well, good on ya!

Bring along a lanyard for that wand.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Cloudy with a high of 64.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Mostly cloudy with a high of 58.

 

[Danke]

Rainy AND it got cold today. I think it may have been in the 60's.

Anyway, my mental breakdown has been coming since we reopened but I never thought the Spectrum cable guy would be the one to catch the brunt of it - honestly, I thought it would be my boss or a 'chef'. Anyway, our credit card machine has been down all weekend (FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK) and the fucktwats at Spectrum kept telling me it was on our end - it couldn't possibly their shitty service or their brokeass gateway. I demanded the first appointment Monday morning (between the hours of 9am and 10am) and the dumb fuck didn't show up until almost noon. After literally poking our connection with a probe he told me the customer service agent said it wasn't our gateway and there's nothing he can do because he forgot to bring one and he couldn't come back until the next day between the hours of 10 - wheneverthefuck. I lost my shit. I literally started yelling FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK! I yelled it like 4 times and he. looked. shocked. For real. Then he calmly asked me if I would like him to escalate the problem. I gave him my best please die stare and he told me his boss would be there in a hour with a new gateway. Guess what? I was the fucking gateway. I hate these people. Whoever is out there breeding people who work for cable companies, please fucking stop. They are more useless than my whores.


PS I turned 50 today and got a bunch of flowers and free shots at work. Also, the man who offered me 40.00 to have sex with him told me he would do me for free since it was my birthday.

This is my thread about the weather. Please take your cable guy, Killing Curse and sexual deviancy talk elsewhere.

 

[Suzanimal]

This is my thread about the weather. Please take your cable guy, Killing Curse and sexual deviancy talk elsewhere.

Beautiful day - sunny and high in the mid-70's

Now that I have a more stable kitchen my mind has turned back to the bar and I have to get a new fall drink menu together by Monday. I was thinking about jelly donut shots this morning while I was doing liquor inventory and had an idea to make raspberry jello and squirt it into the Baileys so the shot is texturally more like a jelly donut - it already tastes just like one. I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

I also got in PBR hard coffee. Of course it came right after I left so I have to wait until tomorrow to have a sample but the staff texted me a pic of it because they know how much I've been looking forward to it. Unfortunately, I might have to fire one of my best hoes. She's made up a story about how she has two kids (she doesn't - her mother had no idea what I was talking about when I asked about her grandchildren. I think she would be a perfect candidate for Danke's finishing school.) and they were in a car accident and can't walk so she can't come to work. A cursory glance at her FB page showed she must've been posting that bullshit from a bar up the street because right after I got the text, she posted a pic of her and another hoe at the bar saying she back on her hoe shit. I hadn't noticed she had come off her hoe shit.

 

[oyarde]

39 tonight , thats in the 30's about ten days early , weve been in the 40's two weeks early . Must be the global warming . Pretty much also must be the cause of my losses of fruit tree blossoms to heavy frosts and snows 5 to 6 weeks later into spring that it used to be . Thats it , global warming has added 1 1/2 months to winter and made fall come two weeks early.

 

[Suzanimal]

Chilly morning with a high of 69.

I have to go in at 3pm and stay until close(we close at 2 am but I don't usually get out until 3am because the hoes dawdle). I have no idea how to work the new POS (point of sale computer or, piece of shit - either works) so that's gonna make for an interesting Friday rush, lol. On the bright side, I have PBR Hard Coffee to keep me awake.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Mostly cloudy with a high of 54.

 

[oyarde]

Split another rick of wood on Wed , threw it down into the basement today . Probably split another rick Sun or Mon

 

[Anti Globalist]

Cloudy with a high of 57.

 

[Suzanimal]

High of 73 today.

Falcons don't play today so I'm hoping I don't get my ass kicked at work. It's been 9 days since I had a day off and I've been busy almost every day. I'm tired and I need an easy day at work so I can work on our new POS system. Lots of buttons are messed up. For example, if I ring up your burger with no tomato it charges you a dollar. Also, the nerd who came in and set it up apparently took it upon himself to change all the table numbers in the back dining room. The girls have to click on the table to ring up an order but they're all wrong so it makes running food and drinks to tables a challenge.

Last night I had a black lady at a table flag me down to tell me she didn't want a particular server to wait on her because she thinks this server is racist. I don't know the lady's name but I recognize her as a regular customer. Anyway, the server she claims is racist is black Brittany. She's called black Brittany because she's black. She's also not racist toward black people. I called her Clayton Bigsby for the rest of the night.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Cloudy with a high of 55.

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[Anti Globalist]

Mostly sunny with a high of 60.