Beautiful cool day. It seems like we’re having some climate change but since I’m old fashioned, I just call it fall.
Work update
Still no new GM. I had to explain to a bartender yesterday why we shouldn’t keep all the kitchen knives hidden behind the bar. She seemed unaware that the kitchen staff need knives to do their job. She’s very pretty but I suspect she’s functionally retarded.
Another manager got fired for being so drunk at work that she set off the alarm. Dumb ass.
My favorite person at work is the dish washer. I found a rat by the dumpster Friday night and gave him 4 loosies to kill it for me. He did and then he put in a to go bag and asked me what he should do with it.

I told him to put it in the dumpster.
Yesterday morning, I found two unopened 6 packs of beer in the bushes outside the front door. I think the drunk manager was headed to a work after party and forgot about them when she set off the alarm.
Oh, and I found two dead armadillos in my pool last Wednesday. That was really disgusting. The guy at the pool store told me it’s actually not that uncommon but it freaked me the fuck out.