In protest: Man cuts off own head with chainsaw

[The One]

I wonder if his severed head landed on top of his feet. If that's what happened, he was head over heels.

 

[The One]

I hope his protest heads off those developers.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Thats nuts, pure insanity...Alright but how the hell did he stay alive long enough to completely severe his head!?

I'm guessing you haven't watched the new "Andromeda Strain." There is an example therein. I would have thought the same as you on reading this, but having seen that; yeah, it seems very possible.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Bullshit. Isn't it obvious?!

You have a very valid point.

 

[The One]

I think this guy stands head-and-shoulders above the rest of those who didn't protest the bulldozing of the apartments.

 

[CountryboyRonPaul]

This is what happens when you get to headstrong.

He should've kept his cool, but he had to go and lose his head.




I shouldn't make fun, that is the coolest death I've ever heard about.

Except maybe for that guy that stole the Rocket boosters from a B-52 and put them on his car...

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Well, the fact that the man was older and (we don't actually know, but probably) feeble, makes it a LOT harder for me to believe that he did it to himself. Maybe someone should check to see if the building owner recently paid out $50,000 in cash to an unknown party....

 

[tmosley]

I wouldn't imagine that it is too hard to cut your own head off with with a chainsaw. If you just lean over and use the weight of it to follow through.

 

[constituent]

I wouldn't imagine that it is too hard to cut your own head off with with a chainsaw. If you just lean over and use the weight of it to follow through.

i'm pretty sure the chainsaw would do most of the work.

 

[Danke]

I wonder which model he used?

 

[Madcat455]

i'm pretty sure the chainsaw would do most of the work.

Yep..

get the side of the blads heading back into the housing, give it a good rev... the saw will pull itself into you and your head will be off before it winds down.....


Not that I would know anything about it

 

[The One]

I wonder which model he used?

Probably the Black & Decker Necker Wrecker.

 

[RCA]

I hope he wasn't the head of the family.

 

[constituent]

in an interesting bit of irony, developers plan to put a new headshop in next door to serve the housing project's newly placed yuppie population.

 

[satchelmcqueen]

I can understand why he was upset, but he shouldn't have lost his head.

Ba-dum-bum......Thanks folks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

yeah,

seems he lost his mind,

the man didnt have a good head on his shoulders,

ba dum dum....ill be here to right before the one. good night folks.

 

[satchelmcqueen]

im sorry for the jokes..it wasnt in good taste,....the mods need to head this off at the pass before it gets out of hand, head.

 

[AmericaFyeah92]

*insert corny decapitation joke*