In other news... boy forced to marry cow he had sex with in Indonesia

lol...

What a strange world we live in.... I see a reality show in the making
 
John McCain (Flanked by Lindsay Graham and Joe Leiberman): "I think its about time we showed the people of Indonesia that the United States will not tolerate bestality or state sponsored destruction of traditional marraige! I have put forth a resolution to apply strong economic sanctions against them and would support military intervention to prevent this atrocity from happening in the future!"
Reporter: "What about nuclear weapons?"
Leiberman: "Nothing is off the table."
 
The boy, imagine waking up to find that townspeople had just drowned your big beautiful bride? It must have been horrifying. :eek:

Well, they kind of did him a favor. Now, he's not forced to come up with the money to pay for a honeyMOOOOn.
 
Time to make an honest woman of her.

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