IL - Swan attacks, kills man in kayak.

Merganser taste a bit fishy , coot , I dunno what that tastes like , maybe , oven roasted brick or something
 
Anti Federalist said:
LOL

What's that lawyer's quip?

A person who represents themselves has a fool for a client?
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yup. I would agree in a criminal defense matter. But I would go nearly 180 degrees the other way in civil matters. If you hire a lawyer to help resolve a civil matter, you have already lost. The only question is how much.

If you can't resolve a civil dispute person-to-person, hire a mediator. The absolute last resort should be hiring a lawyer.
 
Noble Savage said:
hell I wouldn't have the first clue as to how to go abouts beating off a swan either but I damn sure know how to choke a GIANT chicken!
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Not really a large chicken , but rather a strange beast with an eight and a half wing span , weighs more than the biggest Boss Tom Gobbler I have ever seen
, not easily defeated in the water , as a small boy , I carried my bow , quiver of arows & tomahawk everywhere , I would use the the latter to dispatch all , of course thet would not work on Griz .
 
JebSanderson said:
I think it was an inside job. The swan was obviously a Mossad/CIA robot.
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ItsTime said:
I've been attacked by swans they are vicious.
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+1, i've got a hilarious picture of my friend getting chased by one around a lake i used to fish at when i was younger. a lot of people who've never dealt with one would be pretty damn surprised at how aggressive and relentless these things can be when they're pissed off.
 
I remember my first time , (barely ) , I got my tools , weapons , grill, fishing equipment ,boat , truck , gonads , wicker furniture from Germany , beer glasses from France , Spain , Italy , Austria , Louxembourg , shot glasses from , Lord knows where , and her sexy blonde best friend. But I did have to sell / trade my 57 Chevy , two of my bird dogs , the house , an over /under South American 12 ga. , cancel my newspaper ... and the upgraded to a nicer house , and Blonde , and a better English Pointer , Lord knows , I loved that dog......
 
oyarde said:
I remember my first time , (barely ) , I got my tools , weapons , grill, fishing equipment ,boat , truck , gonads , wicker furniture from Germany , beer glasses from France , Spain , Italy , Austria , Louxembourg , shot glasses from , Lord knows where , and her sexy blonde best friend. But I did have to sell / trade my 57 Chevy , two of my bird dogs , the house , an over /under South American 12 ga. , cancel my newspaper ... and the upgraded to a nicer house , and Blonde , and a better English Pointer , Lord knows , I loved that dog......
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'When one door closes'....you can always break a window. :p
 
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