If you had a gun to your head and had to vote for:

[JoshLowry]

With a gun to my head and only these choices, I'd vote Obama just to piss off Tones.

 

[OferNave]

I would never do so unless there was a gun to my head. But fine, if you force me, I'd pick Obama - for the sole reason that a term of Obama in office would hopefully break the spell he has on some Democrats, the way Bush broke the spell on so many of the Republicans who have joined Ron Paul.

They believe he's the messiah until he personally starts raping them. Only then will they finally open their eyes.

 

[tmosley]

I'd vote for Turd Burger.

Because with those choices, it really doesn't matter who you pick.

 

[parke]

I would never do so unless there was a gun to my head. But fine, if you force me, I'd pick Obama - for the sole reason that a term of Obama in office would hopefully break the spell he has on some Democrats, the way Bush broke the spell on so many of the Republicans who have joined Ron Paul.

They believe he's the messiah until he personally starts raping them. Only then will they finally open their eyes.

Touche' Ive heard it at GOP meetings that the GOP deserves to lose.. nobody would dare say it to loud, but its been whispered in my ear a number of times.

Im surprised so many folks are going towards Obama. Id rather be shot than vote for the most liberal member of the senate.

Liberal=Commie

 

[Mahkato]

So is this gun loaded?

 

[MelissaCato]

Hummm, good question. Although, I think a snappy sambo move on da jug, as the last word rolls out thugs mouth, will allow my lady self to have the final words. Of course it will be Ron Paul !!!!!!!

NEXT PLEASE

 

[ClockwiseSpark]

Shoot me.

 

[freelance]

I'd probably help the executioner pull the trigger.

 

[TastyWheat]

i would tell them to shoot me!

Ditto. These choices seriously suck.

 

[Razorback Fan]

Of course these choices suck, but I would vote for Obama, just because he has the best combination of (1) newness to the political machinery and (2) intelligence.

But I would not be the least bit happy about it.

 

[Kludge]

With a gun to my head and only these choices, I'd vote Obama just to piss off Tones.

+1

 

[SWATH]

If someone put a gun to my head I would shoot them.

 

[shuffleproshaq]

i stepped through a big puddle today, right as i was going to class so i couldn't change my socks and shoes...now my socks smell.

 

[amonasro]

I would yell, "Look! A blimp!" then knock the gun out of their hands and punch them in the balls.

 

[ghengis86]

obama because he would be only very, slightly less likely to drop a nuke. anyway, this question is based on the false premise that I haven't shot the a-hole pulling the gun on me.

I guess this only applies to Chicago (and other handgun carry ban cities are in effect) where the criminals (law enorcement included) have the guns, and the people have nothing but sweet, sweet butter.

 

[libertarian4321]

One of the four asshats on the ticket, who would it be?

Hmm.

1. Obama. Socialist.
2. McWar. Neocon warmongering asshat.
3. Biden. Old political hack.
4. Palin. Dithering neocon twit.

Where was the "take the bullet" option?

 

[Kludge]

So I'm assuming I will be reading of a mass suicide in November?

 

[thomaspaine23]

I'd vote for the bullet....

 

[libertarian4321]

Hmm.

1. Obama. Socialist.
2. McWar. Neocon warmongering asshat.
3. Biden. Old political hack.
4. Palin. Dithering neocon twit.

Where was the "take the bullet" option?

Er, sorry, I meant to call Palin "ditzy and clueless", McCain is the one that is dithering.

My apologies.

 

[constitutional]

So I'm assuming I will be reading of a mass suicide in November?

No one is forcing you to pick between them four. You can write in or vote for a third party/independent candidate. People just need to be educated, that's all.