Mitt Romneys sideburns
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Everyone here has been bowling at least once. We all suck at it. I struggle to break a score of 100.
Its a well known fact that when one goes bowling, one must do a little dance which involves leaning and waving your arms. The closer the ball gets to the gutter, the more vigorously you dance and wave your arms about. The purpose of the dance is to coax the ball into moving away from the gutter and towards the pins. Your actions at the other end of the lane have an influence across space on what the ball will do as it is already on its way down the lane.
You see this same effect while in cars. Say you are in the passenger seat with a bad driver. This driver isnt paying attention, and you notice he is drifting towards the wall of the highway. The course of action most of us will instantly take is to lean in the direction we want the car to go. This influences the car through some unknown means to drift in the desired direction.
So everyone turn on CSPAN. Whenever a vote comes up, wave your arms and lean in the direction of the desired outcome. If the Republicans are winning on a piece of bad legislation, lean to the left to shift the vote. If the Democracts are winning, lean to the right.
Its just that easy.
Its a well known fact that when one goes bowling, one must do a little dance which involves leaning and waving your arms. The closer the ball gets to the gutter, the more vigorously you dance and wave your arms about. The purpose of the dance is to coax the ball into moving away from the gutter and towards the pins. Your actions at the other end of the lane have an influence across space on what the ball will do as it is already on its way down the lane.
You see this same effect while in cars. Say you are in the passenger seat with a bad driver. This driver isnt paying attention, and you notice he is drifting towards the wall of the highway. The course of action most of us will instantly take is to lean in the direction we want the car to go. This influences the car through some unknown means to drift in the desired direction.
So everyone turn on CSPAN. Whenever a vote comes up, wave your arms and lean in the direction of the desired outcome. If the Republicans are winning on a piece of bad legislation, lean to the left to shift the vote. If the Democracts are winning, lean to the right.
Its just that easy.
