How to really, really, really win this election!!!

[reduen]

Just find all of the Delegates other than those for the good Dr. Paul and make sure that they do not show up for convention....

Take them on a long trip somewhere and leave them there....

I watched this happen to a Ron Paul delegate (or whatever they were called) in Ames. A guy took him out on a drinking spree the night before the straw poll and got him drunk and left him without a ride!

 

[Quantumystic]

LOL

You'd have better luck with the infamous trick of putting out complimentary chocolates that are actually melted down chocolate ExLax, and putting more laxative in the free coffee.

If one were to think of those chocolate covered peanut clusters, drizzling the nut clusters with beet juice right before covering them in melted ExLax would make for a nice touch... as anyone who has eaten fresh beets can attest to when it comes time for the beets to leave.

 

[wgadget]

LOL. I bet some people would be seeing red.