Rumor has it Drudge is going to end his Romney love affair very soon and actually report stories confirming true delegates counts showing Paul with a clear lead of unbound delegates. Romney is aware of this, and is expected to suspend his campaign in the near future after notifying his key supporters first before the official announcment.
Two of Romney's sons have agreed to hit the campaign trail on Paul's behalf, starting with swing states. The seamstress who made the Paul granddaughter's dresses is busy working on matching Ron Paul Revolution outfits for them to shed them of that preppie look.
Santorum had publicly stated Romney was the worst candidate the GOP could find, and now has found himself cuddled up with Rick Perry on a couch reading End the Fed, The Revolution, A Manifesto, and diving into The Creature from Jekyll Island to discover what all this FED war-funding propaganda is all about.
Carl Cameron has been overheard mumbling to himself over and over, "Electability... Ron Paul f*ckin' has it!!" Close friends and family are trying to admit him to for psychiatric observation out of concern for his safety.
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