Hand Washing and the Fear of the Faucet

I got in trouble for not washing my hands once at Chick-fil-a. I was taking money in the drive through and petted a dog and the next car complained. The dog was probably cleaner than the money but I shouldn't have petted him - I also gave him a chicken nugget, probably shouldn't have done that either but he was frickin' cute and gave me hungry dogs eyes. :)
 
It seems to me that, the need for a man to wash his hands after pissing in a public restroom are lesser than ever. Lets see, you can usually push the door open with your foot (shoe), piss in the urinal and not have to flush because the robot will flush it and hell, you could even get a robot to spit out a paper towel to use on the door handle on your way out. So you can easily go in and go through and not get any germs on your hands other than your own dick germs or anything that is in the air and going to get on any other uncovered part of your body as well. and I don't see the article proposing taking a whole freaking bath in the public sink.

meh.
 
tod evans said:
My dick is cleaner than the bathroom fixtures in any public restroom!
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So is mine, Tod. The problem is that not everyone else's c0ck is that clean, and their hands touch most everything that your hands touch. Besides, your hands pick up sh!t from everything else you touch. Just washing your hands after a bathroom visit can "reset" the filth factor. Add to this a hand wash before and after you eat, and you're doing excellent.

I personally believe that people need space to be healthy, but nobody else in society believes this. So as they cram every tom,dick and harry into every nook and cranny of the planet, we need to compensate with decent hygiene.

There's no need to take personal hygiene so personally - its the other guy your trying to protect yourself from.
 
specsaregood said:
It seems to me that, the need for a man to wash his hands after pissing in a public restroom are lesser than ever. Lets see, you can usually push the door open with your foot (shoe), piss in the urinal and not have to flush because the robot will flush it and hell, you could even get a robot to spit out a paper towel to use on the door handle on your way out. So you can easily go in and go through and not get any germs on your hands other than your own dick germs or anything that is in the air and going to get on any other uncovered part of your body as well. and I don't see the article proposing taking a whole freaking bath in the public sink.

meh.
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You and I work in the same industry. You probably notice how many H1B's are coming over from third world countries. Nothing personal about these folks, but they bring with them the third world diseases. Even good friends of mine who have been here for a decade or more, have family members flying in to visit. Their kids go to the same day care, and sh!t spreads. When I was a kid I never knew a single person with hand/foot/mouth disease... WTF is that? Its spread by exposure to livestock and fecal matter - no kidding. http://www.webmd.com/children/guide/hand-foot-and-mouth-disease-topic-overview#1


This is not a matter of paranoia - I hear the same sh!t from people who ask me why I carry a firearm, and why I wear a seatbelt. Washing your hands is a simple defense, and it only takes a few seconds. I mean, people should do what they want - I'm not advocating any new laws - just making a point. Dont "poo poo" hand washing. It makes a lot of sense. If you're afraid you'll look like a pu$$y, just get some "lava soap", or a bar that says "fight club"

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brushfire said:
You and I work in the same industry. You probably notice how many H1B's are coming over from third world countries. Nothing personal about these folks, but they bring with them the third world diseases. Even good friends of mine who have been here for a decade or more, have family members flying in to visit. Their kids go to the same day care, and sh!t spreads. When I was a kid I never knew a single person with hand/foot/mouth disease... WTF is that? Its spread by exposure to livestock and fecal matter - no kidding.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm a habitual hand washer and the kid is the most serious handwasher ever - due to nurse mom and mommom teaching to wash his hands. That boy will spend minutes washing his hands every time. Just pointing out that with all the gadgetry its pretty common to go through the motions at a public restroom and not have to actually touch anything but your own weiner.

As to H1b... I remember when I was a much younger man and I started a new job. We shared a floor with a contracting/consulting firm filled with H1b-ers. The first happy hour with my boss, I asked him, "why are their watering cans in all the restroom stalls?"
He said, "those aren't ours, those are the other guys." and left it at that and drink his beer.
I didn't really pay it that much mind until a couple weeks later, I was taking a piss, the restroom stank like rotten ass from somebody in a stall and then I started to hear pouring and splashing... And then I realized why they had watering cans in the stalls.
 
specsaregood said:
It seems to me that, the need for a man to wash his hands after pissing in a public restroom are lesser than ever. Lets see, you can usually push the door open with your foot (shoe), piss in the urinal and not have to flush because the robot will flush it and hell, you could even get a robot to spit out a paper towel to use on the door handle on your way out. So you can easily go in and go through and not get any germs on your hands other than your own dick germs or anything that is in the air and going to get on any other uncovered part of your body as well. and I don't see the article proposing taking a whole freaking bath in the public sink.

meh.
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Aha! Obviously one of the 50%.

This thread needs a poll.

Consider me an admitted rinser for #1, soaper for #2.
 
"At Harvard we wash our hands every time we use the restroom."

"At Yale we learn not to piss on our hands. " (heard it in a movie- can't remember which one)
 
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