DONE, here's what I wrote:
Ellen
Heterosexual younger male here. I think your comedy is hilarious. Your graduation speech at Tulane was a riot. Also big fan of your show.
I am suggesting you have Presidential Candidate Dr. Ron Paul on your show. He is a Republican who doesn't hate Muslims and homosexuals! I couldn't believe it either!
BTW, your ratings for that segment would SOAR!
Great commencement speech from Ellen at Tulane: