Gallup: Young Adults In The U.S. Think Gays Are 30% of Population

[Zatch]

 

[jmdrake]

Gaydar gone wild.

 

[Standing Like A Rock]

I would say less than 5%. And probably like 2% really.

 

[Austrian Econ Disciple]

Gaydar gone wild.

 

[ItsTime]

Glee is not making everyone gay, just making everyone think everyone is gay. /joke.

 

[NewRightLibertarian]

I think there's more homosexuality afoot than anyone realizes, and most people do it without ever owning up to it.

 

[teacherone]

I think there's more homosexuality afoot than anyone realizes, and most people do it without ever owning up to it.

one in three?

 

[ItsTime]

one in three?

4/1! They are EVERYWHERE!

 

[specsaregood]

one in three?

Maybe amongst their generation, perhaps they are in a better position to know than us?

 

[Danke]

I think there's more homosexuality afoot than anyone realizes, and most people do it without ever owning up to it.

:collins:

 

[Danke]

Poll: 73 Percent Of Americans Unable To Believe This Shit

OCTOBER 7, 1998 | ISSUE 43•27 ISSUE 34•10

PRINCETON, NJ–According to the latest Gallup Poll, conducted Monday and Tuesday of this week, nearly three out of four Americans can no longer believe this shit.

In addition to the 73 percent of poll respondents who described this shit as "beyond belief," 9 percent said they could "hardly" believe this shit, with another 5 percent "just barely" believing it. An additional 13 percent said they "couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing."


The poll also found that the National Shit-Credulity Index (NSCI) has hit an all-time low, with only 2 percent of Americans describing themselves as "fully confident of [their] capacity to believe this shit."


"The American people have had to deal with this kind of shit for years," Gallup Organization president Lee Sanderson said, "but now, for the first time, it appears that the vast majority of them just can't fucking believe it anymore."


"In all honesty, who can blame them?" Sanderson added. "Regardless of one's political affiliation, socioeconomic status, religion or just about any other viewpoint, you've got to admit, the shit that's been going on lately is way out of hand."


In the wake of the poll, many activists are calling upon America's leaders to get their shit in gear.


"The American people have had it up to here with this shitheap," said James Schuerholz, president of the D.C.-based Heritage Foundation. "There is a public mandate for our leaders to cut this shit out, and it's high time they finally did."


Despite Americans' incredulity over this shit, historians note that this sort of shit has been going on for years and is unlikely to end anytime soon.


"Contrary to popular belief, this type of shit is hardly anything new," Harvard University American history professor Lawrence Coombs said. "The same shit was going down 50, 100 and 150 years ago. The only difference was, back then, you never read about that shit in the newspapers."


Calling the American people's enormous shit-belief capacity "one of the cornerstones of our democracy," U.S. Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) stressed that it is the patriotic duty of all citizens to grant our leaders the benefit of the doubt with regard to their shit.


"If the American people are no longer willing to believe this shit, who will?" Kerry said. "Somebody's got to take this shit at face value. Otherwise, why are we even doing all this shit in the first place? I am truly saddened by the lack of faith that the citizens of this country are willing to put in my shit, as well as that of my esteemed colleagues. We must repair our society's fraying trust in the shit of our elected officials, or you would not believe the kind of hardcore, heavy-duty shit that will come down."


"America," conservative author and social critic Patricia Stouffer said, "is seriously losing its shit. But we've got to somehow hold our shit in place until all this passes. We've got to learn to believe in shit again. After this latest shitstorm, it may take years to accomplish, but we must somehow find the strength to put our trust back into the nation's shit."


Despite such impassioned calls for faith in the U.S. political system and all the shit that comes with it, if the Gallup Poll is any indication, the majority of Americans are no longer willing to put up with the shit.


"Fuck that shit," said Evansville, IN, day-care provider Helen Reiderer. "I'm tired of hearing about it. Do they actually expect us to still believe that load of shit?"


"If you ask me, the shit is about to hit the fan," said Reiderer's husband Frank. "As far as I'm concerned, all that shit is just too much to be believed."


Another disgruntled citizen, Wenatchee, WA, tractor salesman Tom Huard, summed up the sentiments of most Americans when, holding up the front page of the local newspaper to friend Benjamin Pritchard, he said, "Jesus, Ben, can you believe this?"


"Shit, no," Pritchard replied.

 

[Rothbardian Girl]

I think there's more homosexuality afoot than anyone realizes, and most people do it without ever owning up to it.

I definitely agree with this. There may not be many "out" people, but I think a significant percentage of the population is latently homosexual. I think it has been that way throughout history as well.

 

[PaulConventionWV]

I think there's more homosexuality afoot than anyone realizes, and most people do it without ever owning up to it.

If the question is only pertaining to those who identify as gay, then I would guess 5%. It is still relatively low, but we have been brainwashed to think it is one of the most important groups in our current culture, leading one of the most politically correct bullshit movements in the 21st century that takes the Civil Rights Movement way out of context.

 

[TheNcredibleEgg]

Perhaps respondents are including slang gay.

For example, hell, I think all the Neocons are gay.

So, what, that's 90% of the population?

 

[pcosmar]

Maybe amongst their generation, perhaps they are in a better position to know than us?

Well that would depend on where they live I guess. But I suspect it has more to do with their education versus reality and life experience.

How much "diversity training" are they being subjected to? I suspect that skews opinions more than actual reality.

 

[jmdrake]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Poll: 73 Percent Of Americans Unable To Believe This Shit

OCTOBER 7, 1998 | ISSUE 43•27 ISSUE 34•10

PRINCETON, NJ–According to the latest Gallup Poll, conducted Monday and Tuesday of this week, nearly three out of four Americans can no longer believe this shit.

In addition to the 73 percent of poll respondents who described this shit as "beyond belief," 9 percent said they could "hardly" believe this shit, with another 5 percent "just barely" believing it. An additional 13 percent said they "couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing."


The poll also found that the National Shit-Credulity Index (NSCI) has hit an all-time low, with only 2 percent of Americans describing themselves as "fully confident of [their] capacity to believe this shit."


"The American people have had to deal with this kind of shit for years," Gallup Organization president Lee Sanderson said, "but now, for the first time, it appears that the vast majority of them just can't fucking believe it anymore."


"In all honesty, who can blame them?" Sanderson added. "Regardless of one's political affiliation, socioeconomic status, religion or just about any other viewpoint, you've got to admit, the shit that's been going on lately is way out of hand."


In the wake of the poll, many activists are calling upon America's leaders to get their shit in gear.


"The American people have had it up to here with this shitheap," said James Schuerholz, president of the D.C.-based Heritage Foundation. "There is a public mandate for our leaders to cut this shit out, and it's high time they finally did."


Despite Americans' incredulity over this shit, historians note that this sort of shit has been going on for years and is unlikely to end anytime soon.


"Contrary to popular belief, this type of shit is hardly anything new," Harvard University American history professor Lawrence Coombs said. "The same shit was going down 50, 100 and 150 years ago. The only difference was, back then, you never read about that shit in the newspapers."


Calling the American people's enormous shit-belief capacity "one of the cornerstones of our democracy," U.S. Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) stressed that it is the patriotic duty of all citizens to grant our leaders the benefit of the doubt with regard to their shit.


"If the American people are no longer willing to believe this shit, who will?" Kerry said. "Somebody's got to take this shit at face value. Otherwise, why are we even doing all this shit in the first place? I am truly saddened by the lack of faith that the citizens of this country are willing to put in my shit, as well as that of my esteemed colleagues. We must repair our society's fraying trust in the shit of our elected officials, or you would not believe the kind of hardcore, heavy-duty shit that will come down."


"America," conservative author and social critic Patricia Stouffer said, "is seriously losing its shit. But we've got to somehow hold our shit in place until all this passes. We've got to learn to believe in shit again. After this latest shitstorm, it may take years to accomplish, but we must somehow find the strength to put our trust back into the nation's shit."


Despite such impassioned calls for faith in the U.S. political system and all the shit that comes with it, if the Gallup Poll is any indication, the majority of Americans are no longer willing to put up with the shit.


"Fuck that shit," said Evansville, IN, day-care provider Helen Reiderer. "I'm tired of hearing about it. Do they actually expect us to still believe that load of shit?"


"If you ask me, the shit is about to hit the fan," said Reiderer's husband Frank. "As far as I'm concerned, all that shit is just too much to be believed."


Another disgruntled citizen, Wenatchee, WA, tractor salesman Tom Huard, summed up the sentiments of most Americans when, holding up the front page of the local newspaper to friend Benjamin Pritchard, he said, "Jesus, Ben, can you believe this?"


"Shit, no," Pritchard replied.

 

[low preference guy]

for some reason i always believed is 1/10

 

[jmdrake]

Well that would depend on where they live I guess. But I suspect it has more to do with their education versus reality and life experience.

How much "diversity training" are they being subjected to? I suspect that skews opinions more than actual reality.

This. Plus there are people who've been led into thinking they were gay or bi only to find out later they really weren't. (Drew Barrymore immediately comes to mind). Some of that "You can't really know that you don't like it unless you try it" nonsense. I had a relative who told me once he was gay. I said "So you're only attracted to men now?" He said "No. I can just as easily fall for a man or a woman." I'm like "That doesn't mean you're gay. It means you're bi." Really he was all immersed in the lifestyle and had no idea what he really was.

 

[Pericles]

I'm guessing that this poll was taken in San Francisco.

 

[NewRightLibertarian]

If the question is only pertaining to those who identify as gay, then I would guess 5%. It is still relatively low, but we have been brainwashed to think it is one of the most important groups in our current culture, leading one of the most politically correct bullshit movements in the 21st century that takes the Civil Rights Movement way out of context.

The global elite promote homosexuality in order to induct people into their depraved system. Homosexuals see this promotion and feel that it is tolerance and in turn support the global elite. I got nothing against homosexual behavior, and I believe gays should be able to marry and adopt. But the elite promotes homosexuality and uses it as a weapon against the minds of free thinking people in order to corrupt them, and I oppose their sinister agenda with every fiber of my being.