Forget The March!!!!!!

Cinderella said:
woah woah!!! if u want the cheetah girls u better be prepared for riots etc....those girls are too wild!! lets be realistic here....we need the performer to be someone that can unify us and sing our message loud and clear!!!!
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Hillary Duff? or is she too old school now? I know...what about that kid from Drake and Josh? He's pretty handy with a guitar. And he's an uber cute kid. ;)
 
billjarrett said:
Peanut butter? But what if someone brings their cute little poodle, and the poodle gets into the peanut butter and it gets stuck to the roof of it's mouth. The media would talk about us as animal abusers for months..

I think we should stick to flatbread and water. Make sure the flatbread is in bite sized pieces so nobody chokes and the water coolers must be locked with only a trusted person having the key so nobody sticks their head in and drowns.
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damn ur right....i think the flat bread and water idea is good....but how bout if we take it a step further and have them predunked as to further protect others from choking??

i just got word from a friend of mine down at the ecotarium who told me that they have a pack of ducks who would be willing to fly down with their duck babys to march for freedom at the picnic....

this is gonna be huge:D
 
billjarrett said:
Peanut butter? But what if someone brings their cute little poodle, and the poodle gets into the peanut butter and it gets stuck to the roof of it's mouth. The media would talk about us as animal abusers for months..

I think we should stick to flatbread and water. Make sure the flatbread is in bite sized pieces so nobody chokes and the water coolers must be locked with only a trusted person having the key so nobody sticks their head in and drowns.
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You are totally right. Maybe the trusted person that guards the water could take it upon themselves to go ahead and chew the pieces of flat bread for us, too.
 
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don't forget that peanut butter is extremely harmful to any person who might have a peanut allergy - so we ought to ban everyone from bringing anything containing any sort of peanut products or might have touched or come in contact with peanuts or peanut oil !

we will just stick with plain flat bread - and make sure the water comes in hermetically sealed water bottles so that we can trust that it does not contain any harmful mercury or lead contaminants.
 
ladyliberty said:
don't forget that peanut butter is extremely harmful to any person who might have a peanut allergy - so we ought to ban everyone from bringing anything containing any sort of peanut products or might have touched or come in contact with peanuts or peanut oil !

we will just stick with plain flat bread - and make sure the water comes in hermetically sealed water bottles so that we can trust that it does not contain any harmful mercury or lead contaminants.
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More people die from Peanuts than from Terrorists! That should be the theme!

We ain't afraid of no Peanuts! Give back that which is ours... OUR CONSTITUTION GODDAMMIT!!

What else has killed more people than terrorists? Wheat? Isn't that a dangerous substance too?

Peanut butter on wheat sandwiches.... we living life on the edge brother!
 
BUMP! This is important!

Not really, but it's a fun thread and we need a few more of those around here lately.
 
just got confirmation from HQ.....RONALD MCDONALD WILL BE PERFORMING IN A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CONCERT....i kno ur all concerned with how were going to afford such a star studded picnic....i suggest we do a money bomb!! everyone mail me $20 and send me all ur credit card info and social security number....dont worry this is just for ur protection :)
 
Can we get him not to wear his big shoes? It would be a shame if he stepped on somebodys foot and injured them.
 
i think Ronald McDonald is a terrible example for our children ... I mean really how long has he worked for McDonalds and he hasn't had a promotion not one time!

Not only that but he promotes unhealthy eating habits in children. He gets them to eat all of those foods cooked in transfats and causes our children to become obese.

We need someone that represents true wholesome American values like Big Bird or Bert and Ernie or maybe a real celebrity like Elmo!
 
If you people are seriously going to have a picnic, you better make sure you don't kill a single ant while you're having it. I just called PETA and they will be watching you.
 
ladyliberty said:
i think Ronald McDonald is a terrible example for our children ... I mean really how long has he worked for McDonalds and he hasn't had a promotion not one time!

Not only that but he promotes unhealthy eating habits in children. He gets them to eat all of those foods cooked in transfats and causes our children to become obese.

We need someone that represents true wholesome American values like Big Bird or Bert and Ernie or maybe a real celebrity like Elmo!
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I agree. But I was thinking more along the lines of a nonviolent, silent puppetshow starring

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/?id=1486879&refnum=834207

except we should use felt for the ears instead of paper so our puppeteers do not get papercuts. Elmo does alot of singing and dancing, and since there are those communities offended by dancing, and different music types are not to everyones taste it may offend too many people.

We would have to come up with a completely nonoffensive story for the puppets to do, which will be difficult. Or maybe we just have the puppets sit there for 30 minutes or so and do nothing.
 
Maybe we could just bring a giant stuffed animal and we can have our pictures taken with it?
 
I do hope we are planning a "green" picnic - no styrofoam plates or cups! I only use recycled paper cups and plates for my family!
 
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Cinderella said:
lets just have a nice quiet picnic.....

it can be called the picnic for freedom....we can pack peanut butter and jelly...and for those who like to live wild u can have peanut butter and fluff.....

we can pack oreo and chocolate chip cookies.....

guest appearances by barney and big bird.......and im sure we can get hannah montana to perform for us.....

lets make it happen people!!!!

whos with me?!?!?!?!
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Im not we are advocating change and you organizing a Michael Jackson fun land!
 
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