Forget RP! Elect Supreme Vermin & get a free pony! *fun*

[Steve-in-NY]

“Ron Paul: We have you surrounded. We are the media,” sounded the voice from a megaphone as Paul staffers ushered him into a waiting SUV, just minutes after he arrived at the restaurant.

Holding the megaphone was a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head.

<RP fan fiction>
Paul turned to the man, "VERMIN SUPREME!" He exclaimed. "We meet again!"
As the psuedo-wizard began to further address Paul, Paul raised both his arms over his head and shouted "Flapjack quarterback!"

Supreme visably cringed and as he turned to leave said a parting word to his nemisis:
"Damn you Paul, how did you know the magic words that cause my immediate departure to brush my teeth? What makes you so powerful?!"

"Liberty." stated Paul quietly. "Liberty and... Liberty."
</RP fan fiction>

Sorry, Im on a new brand of coffee. sheesh.