Flying Spaghetti Monster Endorsement!

[Naraku]

“While religious organizations are not permitted to endorse candidates, my personal view is that Ron Paul best serves the interest of Pastafarians. Brilliant, fighting for equality and fairness for all, Ron Paul is not afraid to speak his mind and stand up for unpopular beliefs. Of all the candidates, I suspect Mr. Paul is the most likely to allow me to operate a floating pirate ship church, tax-exempt. Ron Paul 2008!”

RAmen!

 

[foofighter20x]

You have not been touched by FSM's noodly appendage yet, that is likely why.

But if not... What's holding him down on the ground then? Why hasn't he floated away?

 

[cien750hp]

i pray you all are dressed in pirate outfits, and saying this outloud in a pirate accent, else you will be experiencing that stale beer hell.

 

[resistoppression]

this might piss some of the conservative right, but i still think its pretty funny regardless

i heard of this religion from one of my profs