First thought when you look at this picture?

Hah, Kirk Douglas.

Bump for thoughts.

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Well-defined neck muscles probably don't come from bobbin' for apples. ;) I consider them +1 in my book due to implications. :D
 
Don't exactly think of a hot chick thats in her young 20's. MILF comes to mind, but meh.
 
Wannabe cougar. Probably boinks some well-hung but brainless 20 year old. A screamer, not a cryer. Knows missionary, pile driver, and doggie style but won't go Filthy Sanchez or Chili Dog. Won't sleep in the wet spot either - she has her standards. She probably bikini waxes but doesn't go crazy with the ol' Black and Decker either. Has a small butterfly tattoo on right ankle and a Care Bear on her left thigh that faces her poonanner. No piercings - she's needle-phobic. Routinely wears FOL cotton skivvies and bra except for those "special" nights when she French Maids it. She recycles, is a member of the Fruit of the Month Club, and douches twice a week.

Anything else you want to know? ;)
 
Wannabe cougar. Probably boinks some well-hung but brainless 20 year old. A screamer, not a cryer. Knows missionary, pile driver, and doggie style but won't go Filthy Sanchez or Chili Dog. Won't sleep in the wet spot either - she has her standards. She probably bikini waxes but doesn't go crazy with the ol' Black and Decker either. Has a small butterfly tattoo on right ankle and a Care Bear on her left thigh that faces her poonanner. No piercings - she's needle-phobic. Routinely wears FOL cotton skivvies and bra except for those "special" nights when she French Maids it. She recycles, is a member of the Fruit of the Month Club, and douches twice a week.

Anything else you want to know? ;)

What's her favorite movie and why? What kind of music does she like? What kind of car does she drive (I think a BMW or a Subaru, depending on income.)
 
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