"Fat Bottomed Girls" removed from Queen's newest "greatest hits" release

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We will woke you! Classic Queen song Fat Bottomed Girls is mysteriously dropped from the group’s new Greatest Hits collection
- Fat Bottomed Girls has been dropped from the group's Greatest Hits collection
- The 1978 track has been enjoyed by generations of fans
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Katie Hind (19 August 2023)

It is one of Queen's best-loved songs but Fat Bottomed Girls has been mysteriously dropped from the group's new Greatest Hits collection.

The 1978 track, which was written by guitarist Brian May, has been enjoyed by generations of fans as a humorous and hard-rocking tribute to a young man's appreciation of fuller-figured ladies.

But 45 years later, it appears that lyrics such as 'left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me' and 'fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round' have been hit by the woke cancel culture.

It was such a popular hit for Queen that it appeared fourth on the band's original 1981 greatest hits album along with Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now and We Will Rock You.

But last week it was nowhere to be seen when Universal Records announced they would be releasing a version of the record on Yoto, the new audio platform aimed at young people.

The move has left music industry insiders bemused, with bosses insisting that Fat Bottomed Girls has wrongly been singled out as it is 'merely a bit of fun'.

One told The Mail on Sunday: 'It is the talk of the music industry, nobody can work out why such a good-natured, fun song can't be acceptable in today's society.

'It is woke gone mad. Why not appreciate people of all shapes and sizes like society is saying we should, rather than get rid of it.

It's outrageous.' Fat Bottomed Girls has long sparked debate about the suitability of its lyrics, and the promotional material that accompanied the release.

The original sleeve for the song, which was taken from Queen's album Jazz, featured a scantily clad female riding a bicycle but was altered after some stores refused to stock it.

The new version was the same image with knickers drawn over the woman.

May told Mojo magazine in 2008: 'I wrote it with Fred in mind, as you do, especially if you've got a great singer who likes fat bottomed girls... or boys.'

The newly released Yoto greatest hits album, released in collaboration with Queen's record label Universal, is aimed at introducing the band to a younger audience.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

 

[Anti Federalist]

One of my prized possessions is a poster of that photo without the red censor bikini bottom.

Do the wokesters realize that Freddy Mercury, a man as queeer as a three dollar bill, loved this song?

Come to think of it, Freddy was more "manly" than most these slack jawed fagggots wandering around nowadays.

 

[Anti Federalist]

HQ vinyl rip, listen to the difference.

One Queen's best songs.

Fuck a bunch of woke Marxist killjoys.

Sing it loud!



Roger Deacon's bassline through this whole song is ten thousand tons of cool.

And I've favored "big women" all my life...listen to his bass riff through my favorite verse:

Hey, listen here
Now I got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)

 

[Anti Federalist]

And another thing: why are they "canceling" this glorious ode to chubby cougars, while doing nothing about Queen's song about a homicidal, machine gun toting, mass killer, who guns down his, presumed, ex-wife along with a whole discotheque full of people?

 

[tod evans]

 

[Anti Federalist]

And another thing: why are they "canceling" this glorious ode to chubby cougars, while doing nothing about Queen's song about a homicidal, machine gun toting, mass killer, who guns down his, presumed, ex-wife along with a whole discotheque full of people?

Matt Walsh puts us all in check.

 

[dannno]

Matt Walsh puts us all in check.

Earlier in the day (actually was probably right around the same time as the tweet video, I think it beat it though)

 

[Brian4Liberty]

Matt Walsh puts us all in check.

Not exactly fake, but the headlines are deceptive by hiding the fine print.

It was just a single new music outlet that no one has heard of, and will probably fail:

But last week it was nowhere to be seen when Universal Records announced they would be releasing a version of the record on Yoto, the new audio platform aimed at young people.

This platform caters to very small children, it’s essentially a toy (to prepare children for future consumerism). So why have Queen alongside Winnie the Pooh?

Yoto says: Get ready to rock with one of the greatest bands of all time and a collection of their legendary hits.

Remember when you first heard the vocals from “Bohemian Rhapsody”, stomped along with the beat from “We Will Rock You” or felt the groove of “Another One Bites The Dust”? Queen are one of those bands that bring generations together… and now their greatest hits are available for kids to enjoy on Yoto.

This timeless collection contains 16 classic tracks to rock out to and with over 25 million sales to date it’s one of the biggest selling albums of all time!

It’s the ideal introduction to the music of Queen for young music lovers and the perfect soundtrack to kitchen dance parties, road trip singalongs, bedtime air guitar sessions….and much much more.

NOTE: Please note that the lyrics in some of these songs contain adult themes, including occasional references to violence and drugs. These are the original and unedited recordings. Whilst no swear words are used parental discretion is advised when playing this content to or around younger children.

Track listing:
Bohemian Rhapsody
Another One Bites The Dust
Killer Queen
Bicycle Race
You're My Best Friend
Don't Stop Me Now
Save Me
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Somebody To Love
Now I'm Here
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
Play The Game
Flash
Seven Seas Of Rhye
We Will Rock You
We Are The Champions

Supposedly it is for older kids who are not yet getting a cell phone or other music player. What age is that? 12 maybe?

As far as Walsh’s critique of the song lyrics being inappropriate for small children, of course they are. Just like most pop music.

'left alone with big fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, big woman, you made a bad boy out of me'

But Walsh himself may be twisting the lyrics a bit by saying that this is about molesting a small child. Nannies in England can be around the house at any age. It’s not necessarily about a toddler. It could be about a teen “left alone” with a “naughty nanny”. This would not have been considered terribly controversial, until woke victim culture took hold in the recent past. Now, there always have to be a victim, no matter what.

 

[Anti Federalist]

But Walsh himself may be twisting the lyrics a bit by saying that this is about molesting a small child. Nannies in England can be around the house at any age. It’s not necessarily about a toddler. It could be about a teen “left alone” with a “naughty nanny”. This would not have been considered terribly controversial, until woke victim culture took hold in the recent past. Now, there always have to be a victim, no matter what.

Yes, correct, a nanny would take of kids of any age, a nurse would be for infants or toddlers.

Victim, hell that's my life story.

I'd love to get my hands on a chubby naughty nanny right now.

 

[Anti Federalist]

And another thing: why are they "canceling" this glorious ode to chubby cougars, while doing nothing about Queen's song about a homicidal, machine gun toting, mass killer, who guns down his, presumed, ex-wife along with a whole discotheque full of people?

Another One Bites The Dust

And there you have it, number two on the list.

 

[Brian4Liberty]

Yes, correct, a nanny would take of kids of any age, a nurse would be for infants or toddlers.

Victim, hell that's my life story.

I'd love to get my hands on a chubby naughty nanny right now.

True story. There was a kid in my 6th grade class (which would make us around 12?), that was devirginized by his babysitter (aka nanny). She was older than him, maybe 16?, and he was considered the luckiest boy in the class. No doubt today somebody would have to be crucified for that.

 

[Anti Federalist]

True story. There was a kid in my 6th grade class (which would make us around 12?), that was devirginized by his babysitter (aka nanny). She was older than him, maybe 16?, and he was considered the luckiest boy in the class. No doubt today somebody would have to be crucified for that.

I was not too much older than that myself when I found my own "big fat Fanny".

Me and the first Mrs. AF were a "thing" when I was just turning 16.

And she was ten years older than me.

Yeah, today, jail all around.

I understand Matt's point, but I am so sick of seeing wandering hordes of listless, zombie, soyboys that would not know fiery libido and raging hormones if you bathed them it.

That's half the country's problem, and most of the women's problems out there: they need a right jolly rogering by a proper man.