Gary Johnson Embarrassing Gary Johnson Political Ad

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This is not a dig on Governor Johnson.. in fact he's my second choice after Ron Paul and I may end up voting for him but.. check out this video...

 
Truth be told, I think I bust a nut laughing when the dancing guy popped up lol.
 
Nothing says "vote for me!" like footage of a random gyrating hipster with your name in the background. You guys are being too harsh!
 
methinks late 60s early 70s bellbottoms go along with the slogan~!!!!!
like how did the frug go as a dance step because it aint a jitterbug~? okay!
lets be fair, the ad began rather well & did make an admirable statement.
 
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Not sure what the target audience there is. Non-voters?

"Baby"? :rolleyes:


Nothing says "vote for me!" like footage of a random gyrating hipster with your name in the background. You guys are being too harsh!


methinks late 60s early 70s bellbottoms go along with the slogan~!!!!!
like how did the frug go as a dance step because it aint a jitterbug~? okay!
lets be fair, the ad began rather well & did make an admirable statement.


Some things are harder to spin than others, no doubt about it.

Still, I can put a better spin on this cringe-worthy ad than Jack Hunter can put on Rand Paul's endorsement of Mitt Romney (in June, on Hannity, punctuated with a pledge to CAMPAIGN for Romney).

"Baby, I'm with you" (surely?!) harkens back to YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY.

1.) BABY Boomers remember that.
2.) BABY Boom Women remember that even better.

The "gyrating hipster" speaks to several voting blocs with one spastic dance:

1.) iPod Youth (recall instant-classic billboard with silhouetted move-busters...America's gotta lotta DISILLUSIONED Obamamaniacs)
2.) "White Man's Overbite" (Wiggers turned out for Obama, big BIG time...fist-bumps all around)
3.) “Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like it's heaven on earth.” (Mark Twain)
 
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I think the dancing is meant to jokingly emphasize "We're not a Party."

I think it works if people get that.
 
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..Got my cheeze whiz, boy?
 
oh god.


that was fucking epic.

nothing says "serious presidential contender" like a hipster dancing in one of your powerpoint ads.
 
Wow that was pretty terrible. Dancing hippie guy at the end put a nail in it lol.
 
Why is there a man dancing like that round the logo?? So lame.
 
I wish there was a decent candidate for the general election with more campaigning sense than Gary Johnson. Sadly, he will be my only option. I will abide his antics, but he's not going to get into the debates acting like this.
 
Wow that was pretty terrible. Dancing hippie guy at the end put a nail in it lol.


See, and I thought Rand Paul's embarrassingly self-involved, conspicuous waste-of-time video on WHY I AM CALLED RAND put a nail in his fledgling senatorial bid, yet he WON.

Just goes to show, ya just never know.
 
I thought it was good until the last 10 seconds. If it was edited down to a 45 second ad, I think it would be fantastic.
 
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