Ed Snowden Sighting Thread

[kathy88]

I saw him jammin' some Coltraine in downtown Detroit.

 

[shane77m]

I seen him at the Waffle House. He was hitting on the waitress. I think he was just trying to get some extra grease.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

 

[Mani]

I was on an island in thailand three hours drive from bangkok.

I figured it was him coz he was sipping mojitos and had 3-4 laptops tucked under his beach chair. The only thing i couldnt figure out was why he had a pet monkey on his shoulder....

 

[Occam's Banana]

I saw Snowden drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

♩ ♫ dun-dun, dun-dun ♬ ♪ AAAAAAH-OOOOOOOOO!! ...

 

[sailingaway]

Reporters chasing Edward Snowden stranded on Cuba-bound plane

Updated 8:28 p.m. ET

The continuing pursuit of elusive Edward Snowden left several journalists stranded at 30,000 feet after they boarded a plane from Moscow bound for Cuba - only to discover an empty seat booked in the NSA leaker's name.

An Aeroflot representative told The Associated Press that Snowden wasn't on flight SU150 to Havana, which was filled with journalists trying to track him down.

Reporters on the flight sent tweets confirming that Snowden was nowhere to be found:

Jim Roberts ✔ @nycjim

Journalists from around world embark on Moscow-Havana flight to "photograph an empty seat" via @caosnews pic.twitter.com/TL6BGR3NmF #Snowden

more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162...-edward-snowden-stranded-on-cuba-bound-plane/

 

[ClydeCoulter]

Nope, he's not there

 

[ClydeCoulter]

I went to the liquor store a while ago....nope, he wasn't there...

 

[sailingaway]

Rusty Behind Bars ‏@NatlZooRedPanda 3h
Going offline until my next breakout. Obviously the zoo got my plans from the NSA hacking. Next time they will have no clue where I am.

https://twitter.com/NatlZooRedPanda/status/349308450850881539

 

[angelatc]

He forgot to mention he also stole the prototype invisibility cloak?

 

[Fredom101]

I saw him headed out of Taco Surf heading to the beach in San Diego this afternoon.

 

[DGambler]

I have it on good authority that Snowden is hanging with Keyser Söze.

 

[Elias Graves]

Great leads everyone. This ought to give the keystone kops something to do for a while.
But don't let up! Keep the sightings coming in. One never knows where that hooligan might be hiding!
Remember:

 

[angelatc]

Hey, NSA! I'm pretty sure I saw Snowden in Lindsay Graham's closet. Make him come out.

 

[Elias Graves]

Hey, NSA! I'm pretty sure I saw Snowden in Lindsay Graham's closet. Make him come out.

Gotta be crowded in there....

 

[CableNewsJunkie]

I saw Edward Snowden partying on a yacht in the Mediterranean with Jon Corzine - if the Feds can find Jon Corzine, they can get Snowden.

Put out an APB for Corzine now!!!

 

[AmericasLastHope]

Who hasn't seen Mr. Snowden?

 

[Marenco]

I think I might have seen him in a street crossing at Tokyo:

 

[randpaul2016]

 

[Mani]

I heard he was cashing in more of his gold and silver in Nepal. Somewhere on this street: