Ed Snowden Sighting Thread

[Carlybee]

He went thataway

 

[One Man Wolf Pack]

I heard he was shacked up with Elvis and Hoffa

 

[opal]

 

[Philhelm]

I last saw him in the NSA headquarters men's bathroom on level three. He asked me to grab him a roll toilet paper between curses and muttering. In fact, he never left the stall. A good place to hide if you ask me.

 

[AmericasLastHope]

I just saw Edward Snowden being silenced by Joan at a delegation in Tampa...

 

[pacelli]

They have a better chance of sighting bigfoot.

With all their billions of dollars worth of spynet fear-based "its futile to resist, you will be absorbed" BULLSHIT, they are at a complete loss. And their lies become more and more obvious..

 

[Elias Graves]

They have a better chance of sighting bigfoot.

With all their billions of dollars worth of spynet fear-based "its futile to resist, you will be absorbed" BULLSHIT, they are at a complete loss. And their lies become more and more obvious..

All of which makes me no less pissed but a little less worried than I was a few weeks ago.

 

[green73]

Was just clicking through Gotham's live webcams and almost shat my pants when I saw this. Thankfully had my wits about me enough to capture it.

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

can't let this traitor get away!!! he broke everyone's false sense of security! Why can't we simply be ignorant anymore? Gosh. I'm going to go watch the weather.

 

[helmuth_hubener]

I'll never tell.

 

[VoluntaryAmerican]

I saw Edward Snowden at the beach today in South Jersey, back from a flight from Ecuador, he was working on his tan and said he has plans to visit Iceland.

 

[cajuncocoa]

 

[Reason]

I saw Snowden at Disneyland.

He may or may not have been wearing a Winnie The Pooh costume.

 

[paulbot24]

"I see Snowden....."

 

[malkusm]

I saw Snowden chugging a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and eating the most disgusting state fair food outside of City Hall here today.

I saw something, but I did not say something.

 

[liveandletlive]

Saw him at Starbucks...all unshaven hipsters with laptops seem to all look like E-Snow

 

[sailingaway]

I saw Snowden chugging a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and eating the most disgusting state fair food outside of City Hall here today.

I saw something, but I did not say something.

 

[bolil]

Saw him at Starbucks...all unshaven hipsters with laptops seem to all look like E-Snow

People keep asking me to sign their body parts.

 

[Reason]

Win:

 

[kathy88]

I saw Snowden drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

WINNER. 2nd for giant wheelbarrow balls.