DOUBLE F U: "they are going to be putting a lot of people in jail"

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NEW YORK, March 7, 2013 - Inspired by the dramatic improvements in New Yorkers’ health and well-being after he banned smoking and junk food, as well as large sodas, salt, trans fats, Styrofoam food containers, and loud earbuds, Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that the NYPD is organizing a Food Felonies Unit (FFU) to further combat the proliferation of food crimes.
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FreedomFanatic said:
This is satire, right?
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Serious as a heart attack

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i dream of hardy people who braved a new unknown world.. the kind of people who would start a whiskey rebellion for less.
 
The old saying, "Chew my root." comes to mind.
 
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I just want to point out that this is much worse than anything California has ever done.
 
I can hear the mob rioting already...

MORE PRISONS!! MORE POLICE!!! THERE'S TOO MANY CRIMINALS IN THE STREET!!! MORE PRISONS!!! MORE POLICE!!!
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Actually, it makes perfect sense.

They have to crack down on the black-market soda. Otherwise, there'd be heavy competition from legitimate retailers who follow the strict orders of the law. That could be potentially catastrophic to the food industry!

Enter: Soda SWAT.

Your kids selling 32oz lemonade about to get the double-time smack-down with the long arm of the law.

This recession is just getting warmed up, folks!!
 
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Even though it's stupid for Bloomberg to ban this, as it reflects him being a parent to bad children in his cesspool city, we as libertarians shouldn't be drinking or eating this shit anyway.
 
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