Just going briefly off the first post, I didnt read the whole thing.
Screw the tin foil hat. It wont make any difference if you cant keep them from Chipping you like Cattle.
Some of the newer technologies that are being developed, even by Microsoft itself, are to monitor your facial expressions, and in coordination with your RFID handcuff chips, monitor your blood pressure, and other vital stats to tell your boss whether or not you are doing a "good job" or not.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
or, meh, nevermind...