Good grief.
Some other facts:
Did you know that the CFR also invented the sprinkles used in Dunkin Donuts pastries?
That the entire Zulu tribal nation fought under a CFR banner? In fact, Shaka considering changing the name of Mtweta Nation to simply Coforrela.
CFR, which began in 125 B.C., was originally named the Council for Sexual Relations, even though this itself was foreign at the time. Also, some say Napoleon did not like the way "CSR" rolled off his lips in French and Italian.
There is a secret race of alien organisms that look eerily like Musk Ox hidden in the massive secret CFR compound under Rockefeller Plaza. The yearly Christmas tree lighting is actually an attempt to undermine the importance of Christmas by the CFR, in an attempt to make it more secular, and to force a global market on hand-crafted ornaments and pickles.
Covert Council Foreign Agents, called CoCo-Fagents, secretly monitor the airwaves of 980khz, listening for any mention of the words "Ron" "Paul" and "Teletubby".
CFR jets fly over your house and pour substances called "Chemtrails"... which makes you oblivious to the Coco-Fagents on your lawn. A serious violation of your Constitutional rights.
Woodrow Wilson's animated carcass is attached to the back of David Rockefeller's man bra... it whispers his desires to him but only when the ghost of J.P. Morgan leaves the room.