Danke, do something

[oyarde]

Ohio fish declared extinct found alive in the Ohio River . These two were the first captured since 1939 when 7 were captured in the Walhonding River. Longhead darter. Danke has been found responsible for the decline of the longhead in his abscence and as tribal leader I have been awarded a sum to be pd by Danke.

 

[sparebulb]

Has anybody checked the morgues in Phuket?

 

[Anti Federalist]

Tomorrow night I hope you will join me in a glass of 100 proof bourbon and a New Years Resolution for Danke to Do Something .

I'll drink to that

 

[oyarde]

Artist formerly known as Kanye West under investigation for criminal battery, Danke not picked up in the sweep at Soho . Montenegrin police seize 23 million in cocaine in banana shipment from Ecudor . Police believe a syndicate with elements from Montenegro , Ecudor and Slovenia are behind the shipment. The Banana has not been questioned , Danke is wanted .

 

[oyarde]

Colleyville Synagauge taken hostage. No word yet on Dankes safety.

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[oyarde]

I do not accept and hope united is out of business no later than monday.

 

[oyarde]

Four people including an infant freeze to death being smuggled into US over Canadin border. Meatloaf passes away at age 74 .

 

[devil21]

Four people including an infant freeze to death being smuggled into US over Canadin border. Meatloaf passes away at age 74 .

Louis Anderson at 68, also. Bet they both took shots in order to continue performing....

eta: Meat loaf is being reported as "anti-vax" but whether he still took them for venue requirements hasn't been revealed.

 

[Occam's Banana]

For [MENTION=6186]Danke[/MENTION] on behalf of [MENTION=3169]Anti Federalist[/MENTION]:

 

[Anti Federalist]

For [MENTION=6186]Danke[/MENTION] on behalf of [MENTION=3169]Anti Federalist[/MENTION]:

I'd hit that.

 

[Occam's Banana]

I'd hit that.

Better watch out for the sharp edges or points on any of that body jewelry ...

 

[oyarde]

Govt officials in Bolivar Columbia have seized 20k coconuts filled with liquified cocaine bound for Genoa Italy. Danke was not apprehended .

 

[Anti Federalist]

Better watch out for the sharp edges or points on any of that body jewelry ...

Just adds to the excitement, once you get it all to jiggling and wiggling.

 

[phill4paul]

I'd hit that.

With a 2 x 4?

 

[TheTexan]

Better watch out for the sharp edges or points on any of that body jewelry ...

Just adds to the excitement, once you get it all to jiggling and wiggling.

The fun ones are the secret treasures. The piercings/jewelry that you can't see at first, but only find after doing some digging

 

[TheTexan]

Pre-fat tattoos are also fun to decipher. Its like unfolding a map

 

[oyarde]

27 yr old North Carolina Amazon manager facing 20 yrs in prison for stealing 273K in computer parts and selling them to california. Danke appears to have gotten out clean .

 

[oyarde]

Most recent Danke citing reported in North Korea at missile launch .

 

[oyarde]

Contacts at spotify have divulged Danke is trying to get a contract with them to post content .