Danke, do something

[oyarde]

Customs officers seize 9 million captagon tablets inside fake oranges at Beruit airport. It was to be en route to Kuwait.

 

[Occam's Banana]

Bloodthirsty, Psycho squirrel attacks 18 in Christmas rampage. Danke and his pet could be hiding in the small Welsh town of Buckley .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU

 

[oyarde]

US Navy seizes 4 million in heroin in Arabian sea from 9 iranians on fishing boat. Danke was not found . Two weeks earlier Navy rescued 5 Iranians from an exploded ship and seized a cargp of meth , heroin and two tons of hash in the Gulf of Oman . Danke was not found .

 

[oyarde]

Tomorrow night I hope you will join me in a glass of 100 proof bourbon and a New Years Resolution for Danke to Do Something .

 

[oyarde]

Five Minnesotans charged with voter fraud . Some are Hassan Abdilkadir ( still on probation for terrorism I'll assume not GOP). Calia Z. Bynum still on probation for financial card fraud transactions , Bradley Haugen , false statements on adsentee ballot applications while on probation for passing hundreds of dollars in fake checks at the gas station where he worked, Jill Kelley , voting multiple times , Sarah Nesenson , still on probation . Evidently in Minnesota you are not allowed to vote while on probation. That probably makes for a lot of illegal votes . No word yet if Danke will be charged for crimes against humanity.

 

[oyarde]

A drake Mandarin duck has been spooted in a Kansas Creek. Has been named Danke .

 

[oyarde]

Super Yacht rear ends tanker in Bahamian waters piercing the stern and sinking the tanker into 2K feet of water . Danke was not found .

 

[oyarde]

A driver of a VW Passat in Worcestershire with 174 bottles of liquor in the vehicle has been arrested on suspected theft charges . In Sept 384K of vodka stolen in Scotland and 406K in wine from a celler. These have not yet been linked to Danke but it is just a matter of time .

 

[oyarde]

On Dec 29 in Texarkana it rained four and five inch small white bass. Danke suspected.

 

[oyarde]

Cancelled flights top 2200 this morning.

 

[TheTexan]

Danke may have done something.

 

[oyarde]

Long Beach beaches closed due to 8 million gallons of sewage on them .

 

[oyarde]

In Kabul the General Directorate of Intl ( taliban stasi ) arrested liquor sellers to be turned over to judiciary and dumped 3K liters of liquor into a canal. No word yet if Danke escaped.

 

[oyarde]

Mayor in Northern Niger and his driver ( Jules) epprehended with 440 lbs of Cocaine on a desert highway leaving out of Agedez . Danke was not taken.

 

[oyarde]

Second man arrested in Mall of America shooting in Minnesota .

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[cjm]

Wouldn't it be cowardly to not display it? Regardless, I'm guessing the pilot is unjabbed and less likely to die or have a seizure mid-flight. I'd love to see a tag like that if I ever get on a plane again.

 

[devil21]

Has there been any update on the missing Danke?

 

[oyarde]

Christmas tree lit with lighter likely cause of fire that killed 12 . United Airlines cutting more flights.

 

[TheTexan]

Has there been any update on the missing Danke?

There have been reports of missing prostitutes along the east coast.