Danke, do something

Things are getting ugly. I hope this passes soon, or I may have to find work at one of Oyarde's casinos.

I have a load of logs that need unloaded off a trailer . I have 91 FRN's in my wallet left from a 624.00 coin sale yesterday ( I deposited 500.00 in muh checking and bought a partial box of .38 S & W and got 6 1/2 gallons of gas) , I'll give you 5.00 and a shot of bourbon .
 
You'd never have it so good.

But shit, I was going to ask you for a job...with the market for Chinesium shit dried up, that's killing the oil markets.

Then I flew yesterday.

MSY to EWR had 15 people on an A320. Literally.

There were three in First...me, another traveler and the left seater's cousin.

Like the good old days. I remember when flights regularly were half empty.
 
I have a load of logs that need unloaded off a trailer . I have 91 FRN's in my wallet left from a 624.00 coin sale yesterday ( I deposited 500.00 in muh checking and bought a partial box of .38 S & W and got 6 1/2 gallons of gas) , I'll give you 5.00 and a shot of bourbon .

I'll just take a loan, I'll pay you back when things turn around.
 
An American Airlines flight from Dallas to Nashville took over eight hours to take off and was delayed three times after a man reportedly joked about having coronavirus. Flight #1076 to Nashville was supposed to arrive at 8:40 p.m. Saturday but did not finally arrive at BNA until 4:40 a.m. Sunday. The man, who has not been identified, reportedly wouldn’t lift his tray table up before the plane took off at which point he claimed he had coronavirus.
“People were freaked out because nobody knew what was going on,” said passenger Brandon Kenney, “People didn’t know if he was actually sick or if he really didn’t have coronavirus or not.”
The situation understandably was taken very seriously. HAZMAT crews and police officers boarded the plane and had the man removed.
Passengers were reportedly panicked after seeing HAZMAT on the plane. Police told a passenger we spoke with that the man ‘wasn’t all there.’
“Right after he was escorted off the plane, one of the cops came back and kind of explained the situation to the people that were sitting near him and kind of spelled it out for us and told us not to worry about it and really was just talking about how he was joking about having the coronavirus,” said Kenney.
Panic soon turned to frustration for passengers of the plane as part of the flight crew did not want to fly after the incident. Crew issues and maintenance issues led to further delays, all totaling about eight hours. The man who created the initial havoc was arrested.

More at: https://clarksvillenow.com/local/gu...about-having-coronavirus-causes-8-hour-delay/
 
Pretty soon the airlines will all be out of business .

Don't worry, if bailouts don't work, we can just have a single state airline like many other countries have.

We can call it American Airlines.

It will be operated with all of the same efficiency and precision as Amtrak.
 
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Don't worry, if bailouts don't work, we can just have a single state airline like many other countries have.

We can call it American Airlines.

It will be operated with all of the same efficiency and precision as Amtrak.

Danke will finally get a respectable job at the new TSA .
 
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