Danke, do something

[Swordsmyth]

That's small and petty...

What else would you expect out of Danke?

 

[Suzanimal]

I was the Christmas party bartender and got really drunk. Luck was my lady tonight, though. My nephews hired me to bartend their frat parties and I vomited in the driveway. If I had made it into the house, I'd be cleaning up my mess right now and not working on hangover prevention.

I just woke up to hydrate. Mr A heard me get up and told me to brush my teeth. He said I had horrific breath. Kinda odd considering all the Limoncello I was drinking. I figured that would make my breath smell good.


I also found a bunch of boys asleep in my living room (I only remember one being at the party and coming home with us) and I think I'm wearing someones prescription glasses.

I also think I forgot my purse but at least I remembered to pick up someones cigarettes so I got that going for me.

 

[Swordsmyth]

I was the Christmas party bartender and got really drunk. Luck was my lady tonight, though. My nephews hired me to bartend their frat parties and I vomited in the driveway. If I had made it into the house, I'd be cleaning up my mess right now and not working on hangover prevention.

I just woke up to hydrate. Mr A heard me get up and told me to brush my teeth. He said I had horrific breath. Kinda odd considering all the Limoncello I was drinking. I figured that would make my breath smell good.


I also found a bunch of boys asleep in my living room (I only remember one being at the party and coming home with us) and I think I'm wearing someones prescription glasses.

I also think I forgot my purse but at least I remembered to pick up someones cigarettes so I got that going for me.

How is all of that Danke's fault?

 

[Suzanimal]

How is all of that Danke's fault?

Because

 

[Swordsmyth]

Because

Now that you explained it I agree completely.

He should be ashamed of himself.

 

[Anti Federalist]

I was the Christmas party bartender and got really drunk. Luck was my lady tonight, though. My nephews hired me to bartend their frat parties and I vomited in the driveway. If I had made it into the house, I'd be cleaning up my mess right now and not working on hangover prevention.

I just woke up to hydrate. Mr A heard me get up and told me to brush my teeth. He said I had horrific breath. Kinda odd considering all the Limoncello I was drinking. I figured that would make my breath smell good.


I also found a bunch of boys asleep in my living room (I only remember one being at the party and coming home with us) and I think I'm wearing someones prescription glasses.

I also think I forgot my purse but at least I remembered to pick up someones cigarettes so I got that going for me.

applause

 

[Anti Federalist]

I was the Christmas party bartender and got really drunk. Luck was my lady tonight, though. My nephews hired me to bartend their frat parties and I vomited in the driveway. If I had made it into the house, I'd be cleaning up my mess right now and not working on hangover prevention.

I just woke up to hydrate. Mr A heard me get up and told me to brush my teeth. He said I had horrific breath. Kinda odd considering all the Limoncello I was drinking. I figured that would make my breath smell good.


I also found a bunch of boys asleep in my living room (I only remember one being at the party and coming home with us) and I think I'm wearing someones prescription glasses.

I also think I forgot my purse but at least I remembered to pick up someones cigarettes so I got that going for me.

As soon as the shrimp tamales are done, I'm heading to the cul de sac party. So far, I'm a bottle of wine, a pitcher of yuengling, and a few rounds of green tea shots (Jamesons, peach schnapps and sour mix) and a pack of cigarettes into the holiday

Well, that explains the vomiting anyway.

 

[Danke]

How is all of that Danke's fault?

Separation anxiety, leads her to drink. Maybe Oyarde could drive her up to visit me.

 

[Suzanimal]

Separation anxiety, leads her to drink. Maybe Oyarde could drive her up to visit me.

Poor oyarde would have to transport me like Mitt Romney did his dog if he doesn't want red vomit that smells like poo in his car. I think my vomit traumatized Mr A because he still wouldn't kiss me after I brushed my teeth and took a shower.

 

[Origanalist]

Air Force Commander Fired For Drawing Dicks Inside B-52 Cockpit

The US military has apparently cracked down on "phallus-shaped" drawings since two pilots traced a rather unusual cloud pattern in the sky above Okanogan County, Washington. Case in point: The Air Force recently relieved from duty a commander of a B-52 Stratofortress squadron at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota after "sexually explicit and phallic drawings" were discovered inside the bomber's, um, cockpit during a recent deployment, according to Military.com.

An investigation that's expected to be released by the Air Force Global Strike Command is explained to recount how Lt. Col. Paul Goossen was removed from command of the 69th Bomb Squadron last week after penis drawings were discovered drawn on a high-tech mapping interface inside the nuclear-powered B-52's cockpit(???)

Screenshots of the images were taken to be displayed for "laughs" at a party. Goossen was reportedly removed "due to a loss of trust and confidence from his failure to maintain a professional workplace environment."

The system, used to display common data such as pre-planned routes for sorties and target coordinates, captured the data for post-sortie debriefs. Screengrabs of the images were later used for laughs at an end-of-deployment party, sources said.

"Any actions or behavior that do not embody our values and principles are not tolerated within the Air Force," said Air Force Global Strike spokesman Lt. Col. Uriah Orland in response to Military.com's request for comment.

Orland would not confirm the contents of the CDI, but added the zero-tolerance policy "includes creating or contributing to an unhealthy, inappropriate work environment."

During the 69th's deployment to Al Udeid Air Force Base, Qatar, between September 2017 and April 2018, penis drawings were repeatedly created by members of the unit and were captured as screengrabs for a CD montage, the source said. The montage was played at the end of the deployment, and then left behind and later turned in to officials. The suggestive material prompted an investigation.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018...Hp62fJ6Skf5c5gDKVOccxW5K4BxcZZr-N7Wa67HlNUF8Y

 

[Anti Federalist]

Air Force Commander Fired For Drawing Dicks Inside B-52 Cockpit

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018...Hp62fJ6Skf5c5gDKVOccxW5K4BxcZZr-N7Wa67HlNUF8Y

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "FUCK" on their airplanes because it's "obscene".

 

[Anti Federalist]

Poor oyarde would have to transport me like Mitt Romney did his dog if he doesn't want red vomit that smells like poo in his car. I think my vomit traumatized Mr A because he still wouldn't kiss me after I brushed my teeth and took a shower.

Doctor...see one

 

[Origanalist]

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "FUCK" on their airplanes because it's "obscene".

We musn't create or contribute to a unhealthy work environment.

 

[Suzanimal]

Doctor...see one

Nah, I'm fine. It was just shrimp and red wine.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Nah, I'm fine. It was just shrimp and red wine.

Just eating shrimp tamales alone is enough to see a doctor.

ETA - By that I mean a doctor that treats crazy.

 

[oyarde]

How is all of that Danke's fault?

Seems logical once you have known him long enough .

 

[Anti Federalist]

2 mariners missing, 3 feared dead after blaze aboard car carrier en route to Hawaii

http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2018/1...nding-large-fire-aboard-car-carrier-off-oahu/

By HNN Staff | December 31, 2019 at 11:23 AM HST - Updated January 1 at 2:47 PM

HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - Two mariners are missing after a large blaze onboard a car carrier en route to Hawaii, while three others have been located in the water but are described as “unresponsive.”

The 650-foot Panamanian-flagged vessel Sincerity Ace got into trouble on New Year’s Eve about 2,000 miles off Oahu.

The Coast Guard, Navy and two commercial vessels rushed to the area, and 16 crew members were rescued.

But five mariners haven’t been retrieved.

And a search ― across a 6,700-square-mile area — has been launched for two of the crew members.

Three others have been spotted in the water, and are feared dead.

The Coast Guard said the three are “unresponsive and unable to grab onto life saving equipment to be brought aboard," but did not elaborate.

“We are thankful for the assistance the crews of these merchant vessels have given us during this event significantly reducing possible response time,” said Lt. Duane Zitta, of Coast Guard Joint Rescue Coordination Center Honolulu.

“Their quick actions provided for the rescue of 16 members of the crew who would otherwise still be in the water and are continuing to aid us.”

The Sincerity Ace, built in 2009 according to Marine Traffic, was en route to Hawaii from Japan when the fire was reported. The Coast Guard was alerted to the vessel’s distress about 1:04 a.m. Hawaii time Monday.


Rescuers are dealing with 15- to 18-foot seas and 17 mph winds.

Those involved in the search are:
Two Air Station Barbers Point HC-130 Hercules aircrews
A Navy 7th Fleet P-8 Poseidon aircrew
Crew of the Motor Vessel Green Lake
Crew of the SM Eagle
Crew of the Motor Vessel New Century 1
Crew of the Motor Vessel Venus Spirit
Crew of the Motor Vessel Genco Augustus

The International Maritime Organization says the Sincerity Ace is owned by Japan’s Shoei Kisen Co. Ltd.

Coast Guard officials say the ship’s owner is coordinating with merchant vessels for the transport of the rescued mariners. The Sincerity Ace, meanwhile, is adrift on the high seas.

A salvage plan is being drawn up and commercial tugs have been dispatched by the company.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Rescuers are dealing with 15- to 18-foot seas and 17 mph winds

Huh?

 

[Swordsmyth]

Huh?

Did they drop a 0?

 

[Anti Federalist]

Did they drop a 0?

Some foreign flag yahoos use "meters per second".

17 MPS is 33 knots.

Which could produce waves that height.

So the vessel telemetry could have been broadcasting meters per second.