College Apologizes for Serving Mexican Food

Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

~ Katy Perry - 2011


clearly pro mexican food.

 
I am not back tracking, just clarifying my original post. I also think it's not a stretch to make a connections between the illegal alien and alien. I don't know if you remember the song by sting where he sings about being an alien, an illegal alien. This is a popular word play.

Great song. But it's "legal alien", not "illegal alien".

 
Well, having pizza would then piss off the illegal Italian immigrants.

This. If some smug, self-righteous screecher came at me with that, I'd accuse them of stereotyping Mexicans, because people could and probably have immigrated here illegally from any and every nation on earth.
 
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You know, when you think about it, a Pizza sorta looks like a flying saucer and the pepperoni on pizza sorta looks like the asteroid craters on moon. Add to the fact that college students love pizza should have made pizza the overwhelming favorite. Ofc, there is a possibility that Mexican food has been scheduled on that day and the themed night had no connection to the choice of the menu

Pizza = pizza face = college kids have zits =DISCRIMINATION OR SOME SHIT! You are so insensitive brah.
 

Here's an easy solution. Don't serve any food favored by any ethnic group that might possibly get offended. No Mexican food. No soul food. Do French and Italian people get offended these days? Maybe. Ban that food too. Who knows, there might be a Godfather marathon playing and the cafeteria is serving Italian food. Ban it! Asian people don't seem to get offended so easily so we can keep the Japanese, Chinese and Thai food....but some might get offended by a "kung fu theater" marathon or those bad ninja movies from the 1980s. So ban that too. Oh and no Polish sausages. After all somebody might start chomping on one of those and tell one of those awful "pollock" jokes that used to be popular when I was a kid. (I'm seriously glad that kind of retarded humor went away.) I guess German food is safe. Hot dogs, hamburgers and French fries.....Oh no! We can't have French fries! The French didn't want to invade Iraq so we can only have "Freedom fries!" But after the whole "Charie Hebdo" thing the French seem to have bought into the GWOT so I guess that's okay. Hey, I like Mediterranean food. I guess we can serve that. If Greeks are being offended, call it Lebanese food. If Arabs are being offended call it Greek food. Or maybe we should just eat fried worms and don't tell PETA.
 
I won't even waste whatever energy I have in my fingers to type up a lengthy response.

All that can be said is: What else do you expect from college age Americans? Sadly I am one of them.
 
I won't even waste whatever energy I have in my fingers to type up a lengthy response.

All that can be said is: What else do you expect from college age Americans? Sadly I am one of them.

Except that it doesn't sound like the college age Americans were the problem but the administration was.
 
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