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Man stabbed after haircut gets him mistaken for a neo-Nazi

http://nypost.com/2017/08/19/man-stabbed-after-haircut-gets-him-mistaken-for-a-neo-nazi/

By Stephanie Pagones

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This Colorado man is avowedly not a neo-Nazi.

But he believes his long-on-top, buzzed-on-the-sides haircut got him mistaken for one — and nearly stabbed to death by a confused anti-fascist.

“Apparently, my haircut is considered a neo-Nazi statement,” he told The Post Saturday, as his account on Facebook garnered 20,000 shares.

Witt says he’d just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, Colo., and was opening his car door.

“All I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me,” he said.

“I threw my hands up and once the knife kind of hit, I dived back into my car and shut the door and watched him run off west, behind my car.

“The dude was actually aiming for my head,” he added.

“I was more in shock because I was just getting a milkshake.”

Witt says he has no tattoos or regalia that would finger him for a fascist. His pals are messaging him on Facebook with the only rationale they can come up with: “They say it’s my haircut.”

He’s thinking of changing his look, he says.
 
He’s thinking of changing his look, he says.
He's screwed. If he shaves it off, he'll be "one of them skinheads." The safest look would be breast implants and lots of estrogen.

Doctor, is the patient diverse now - like one of us?

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No, there's been no change. No change we can believe in!
 
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No offense, but the victim looks like a faggy hipster to me.

No need to stab him with a knife.

Mean words would probably do more damage.
 
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No offense, but the victim looks like a faggy hipster to me.

No need to stab him with a knife.

Mean words would probably do more damage.

That haircut is actually the cool look right now- a lot of guys I know have that cut and none of them are faggy- maybe a bit hipster, but that's not all bad. ;)
 
We must remove Charlie Chaplain and Oliver Hardy from history, before they inspire the Hitlers of tomorrow! The facts are irrefutable: men of the same hair style obviously shave the same, so they must do the same as well! And if they do the same, Gawd help us, they must think the same...
 
We must remove Charlie Chaplain and Oliver Hardy from history, before they inspire the Hitlers of tomorrow! The facts are irrefutable: men of the same hair style obviously shave the same, so they must do the same as well! And if they do the same, Gawd help us, they must think the same...

LOL!

This would be really roll-over-hit-the-ground-funny if it weren't so true!
 
Whole milk is racist enough. Don't get me started on milkshakes. This thread will trigger someone.
 
That haircut is actually the cool look right now- a lot of guys I know have that cut and none of them are faggy- maybe a bit hipster, but that's not all bad. ;)
I am guessing from the wink that you're a hipster? I pictured you more as a wandering Kung Fu hippie like David Carridine.
 
Unless it is a chocolate shake then it is racist!

No, no, no. That's the Old, Obsolete Liberalism. Today, it's vanilla is racist, and chocolate and strawberry are cultural appropriation. So this guy, being white, was guilty no matter what flavor he was after--whether his haircut was misinterpreted or not!

Try to keep up.
 
No, no, no. That's the Old, Obsolete Liberalism. Today, it's vanilla is racist, and chocolate and strawberry are cultural appropriation. So this guy, being white, was guilty no matter what flavor he was after--whether his haircut was misinterpreted or not!

Try to keep up.

Dang. It changes daily so it is kinda hard to.
 
Dang. It changes daily so it is kinda hard to.

Good point. We should probably try to be more proactive. Toward that end, here's Tomorrow's Forecast:

Being a Democrat is a valid reason to commit any Micro-, Macro- or Major Felony Aggravated Aggression.
 
Good point. We should probably try to be more proactive. Toward that end, here's Tomorrow's Forecast:

Being a Democrat is a valid reason to commit any Micro-, Macro- or Major Felony Aggravated Aggression.

By Democrat do you mean Hillary supporters or Bernie supporters?
 
Your HAIRCUT is a violation of my safe space so now I have a Right to attack you! WTF is this world coming to? Seriously, Race War is gonna kick off a real Civil War, for all the WRONG reasons!
 
By Democrat do you mean Hillary supporters or Bernie supporters?

Doesn't matter, so long as they self-identify.

By the way, the timetable can be moved up without prior notice. So, the 'Tomorrow's Forecast' comes with no express or implied guarantees that it will keep you ahead of the curve. For example, they had a guy on Bleats the Press this very morning applying the age-old Hitler Excuse for Spreading Democracy domestically. He said the problem is institutionalism of racism, and that comes of tolerance. Any racist should immediately be assaulted wherever that person appears because if Germans of the 1920s had done it, six million lives would have been saved. What's more, he was sitting right next to an official with the SPLC, and wasn't immediately declared to be a Hate Group.

This may be an indication that Open Season has already been declared.
 
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