CNN (After Break): Rick Santorum to discuss Ron Paul / Mitt Romney "Alliance"

i typed in santorum in google and here's what came up:

santorum (san-TOR-um) n.
1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter
that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

That's what they mean when they say Santorum has a "Google Problem".
 
Santorum obviously can't handle the pressure and is resorting to excuses to get away from the mess he made.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
 
I wonder how Santorum's conservative record in the Senate looks in comparison to Ron's record of being the most conservative Congressman since the 30s..

He clocks in with a score of .329, which is soundly beaten by such conservative titans as Newt Gingrich, Lindsey Graham, H.W and G.W. Bush, and Ronald Reagan.

And that doesn't even account for the anti-conservative stuff he supported after 2002.
 
Pretty cowardly of him

No! Santorum is Courageous! It's the one word he uses to describe himself!

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Exactly. Rick Santorum's definition of "conservative" is insane, at least in my opinion.

"I'll pass this piece of awful legislation to give these groups a hand-out, BUT I want to counter it by passing another piece of legislation to give a different group of people a hand-out."

Yeah, he's all about small government. Right.
 
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