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[BUTSRSLY]

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[timosman]

 

[timosman]

THANK YOU FOR TURNING CAPS LOCK OFF.

 

[ds21089]

 

[BUTSRSLY]

ON A SIDE NOTE, IT STRIKES ME CURIOUS THAT PREHISTORICAL LESSERPRIMATE AIDED AGRICULTURAL SELECTION AS A VARIANCE ON INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS NOT A MORE POPULARIZED DELUSION

 

[Suzanimal]

ON A SIDE NOTE, IT STRIKES ME CURIOUS THAT PREHISTORICAL LESSERPRIMATE AIDED AGRICULTURAL SELECTION AS A VARIANCE ON INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS NOT A MORE POPULARIZED DELUSION

I dunno know what you just said but I, for one, am glad to see the caps lock back.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

I dunno know what you just said but I, for one, am glad to see the caps lock back.

MONKEY EATS YUMMY SEED = MORE TURDS OF THAT SEED
MONKEY EATS YUCKY SEED = TURD PASSES OR NOT

 

[Suzanimal]

MONKEY EATS YUMMY SEED = MORE TURDS OF THAT SEED
MONKEY EATS YUCKY SEED = TURD PASSES OR NOT

Thanks for putting that in layman's terms for me.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT CIVIC-MINDEDNESS HAS SUFFERED STUNTED GROWTH FROM A MOST OPPRESSIVE CLICHE ADVISING THAT THE PROLETARIAT DUTIFULLY BRISTLE AND CONSIDER TALK OF POLITICS AS IMPOLITE COMPANY

NEVER TALK ABOUT POLITICS OR RELIGION IN POLITE COMPANY

ZERO POLITICAL GENIUSES HAVE UTTERED THIS PHRASE

EXCEPT PERHAPS THE HITLERISH THEOCRATIC PROPAGANDIST THAT SPREAD THAT BLINDING PLEASANTRY/SOCIALLY GUIDED MORATORIUM, FEARING CHANGE AND IN DEFENSE OF STATUS QUO OF HIGH TAXATION FROM THE QUELLED

ALWAYS TALK ABOUT POLITICS IN POLITE COMPANY

UNLESS YOU ARE OF THE BELIEF THAT POLITE COMPANY DOES NOT EXIST OUTSIDE ANARCHTOPIA, WHERE TALK OF POLITICS WOULD AND SHOULD MEET SEVERE REBUKE FOLLOWED BY PEACEFUL AWESOMENESS

 

[timosman]

I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT CIVIC-MINDEDNESS HAS SUFFERED STUNTED GROWTH FROM A MOST OPPRESSIVE CLICHE ADVISING THAT THE PROLETARIAT DUTIFULLY BRISTLE AND CONSIDER TALK OF POLITICS AS IMPOLITE COMPANY

NEVER TALK ABOUT POLITICS OR RELIGION IN POLITE COMPANY

ZERO POLITICAL GENIUSES HAVE UTTERED THIS PHRASE

EXCEPT PERHAPS THE HITLERISH THEOCRATIC PROPAGANDIST THAT SPREAD THAT BLINDING PLEASANTRY/SOCIALLY GUIDED MORATORIUM, FEARING CHANGE AND IN DEFENSE OF STATUS QUO OF HIGH TAXATION FROM THE QUELLED

ALWAYS TALK ABOUT POLITICS IN POLITE COMPANY

UNLESS YOU ARE OF THE BELIEF THAT POLITE COMPANY DOES NOT EXIST OUTSIDE ANARCHTOPIA, WHERE TALK OF POLITICS WOULD AND SHOULD MEET SEVERE REBUKE FOLLOWED BY PEACEFUL AWESOMENESS

You forget to add the most important rule:

ALWAYS USE THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

AND WHY ISNT LAUNDRY DETERGENT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF COINOP WASHING MACHINES

 

[timosman]

AND WHY ISNT LAUNDRY DETERGENT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF COINOP WASHING MACHINES

Can we ban this moron?

 

[Spikender]

BUTSRSLY represents the best kind of troll we can have. One that doesn't hide behind illusions.

I say we keep 'em.

 

[eleganz]

Can we ban this moron?

Why?

I like productive threads.

Much better than, "Here is what Rand needs to do to win the nomination" threads. As if talking directly to Rand on RPF is going to do anything to change his actions.

 

[timosman]

BUTSRSLY represents the best kind of troll we can have. One that doesn't hide behind illusions.

I say we keep 'em.

You know what, you might be right. I have never seen a troll so full of himself. Maybe I should just get over it.

 

[Suzanimal]

Can we ban this moron?

NO! I like BUTSERSLY.

 

[BUTSRSLY]

NO! I like BUTSERSLY.

I LIKED YOU TOO UNTIL YOU SAID THAT

 

[BUTSRSLY]

I AM FEELING PARTICULARLY IN NEED OF NON-SECULAR FORGIVENESS TODAY

I PLAN TO REALLY NEED IT TOMORROW

 

[Suzanimal]

I LIKED YOU TOO UNTIL YOU SAID THAT

IS IT BECAUSE I FORGOT TO USE THE CAPS LOCK OR WAS IT MY OVERUSE OF PUNCUATION

 

[acptulsa]

I AM FEELING PARTICULARLY IN NEED OF NON-SECULAR FORGIVENESS TODAY

I PLAN TO REALLY NEED IT TOMORROW

God bless you.

Tomorrow you're on your own. I'll be busy.

Any troll who doesn't repeat MSM talking points ad naseum, or drool over any candidate who says nothing (but does it with a vocabulary a third grader can keep up with), or post racist garbage in order to help msnbc propagate the lie that every Republican (even libertarian Republicans) is a racist, is all right by me.