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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
That tidbit comes from chucknorrisfacts.com, a Web site filled with farfetched claims about Chuck Norris, the former star of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Norris recently gave his stamp of approval to Roy Moore, endorsing the former chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court in his 2010 bid for governor.
"Norris believes Judge Moore is the strongest, best-qualified candidate in the race for Alabama's gubernatorial leader, the person who can best lead the state forward in the difficult times ahead," according to a news release from the Moore campaign.
It may not be coincidence that strongest is the quality first listed to describe the Republican Moore.
Norris, who also endorsed Republican former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee in his 2008 presidential run, is well-known for his martial arts skills, particularly his roundhouse kicks. The news release notes that Moore fought professionally as a kickboxer in both the U.S. and Australia.
Still, Moore spokesman John Wahl said that hed pick Norris in a fight between the television star and the gubernatorial candidate.
Chucknorrisfacts.com would probably agree: A Chuck Norris-delivered roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
http://blog.al.com/live/2009/08/political_skinny_chuck_norris.html
http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=10991749