Newt Gingrich Chuck Norris endorses Newt

Report: Chuck Norris found wandering the streets in a daze. Keeps repeating "9-9-9 Lincoln Douglas" to himself. Doctors say he was hypnotized.
 
I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. I keep saying he hadn't endorsed Ron. Saying something nice about a candidate isn't endorsing them.
 
I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. I keep saying he hadn't endorsed Ron. Saying something nice about a candidate isn't endorsing them.

I really liked Chuck Norris when he said nice things about Ron Paul in a phone call to Neal Boortz during Boortz's radio show. All Boortz did was run Ron Paul down and Chuck Norris gave Paul his seal of approval to the chagrin of Boortz.

After Gingrich's record, no true patriot in the cause of Liberty could honestly support the Grinch. Chuck Norris has become a whore for people wanting to sell junk via infomercials and he's hawking junk so that people can build a shrine in their man cave to him. Well, Norris has become a political propaganda prostitute unworthy of our support any longer. His endorsement of Gingrich needs to be met with a boycott by Paul supporters.
 
It’s amazing that people are still being duped by the Futurist Adulterer. What has he ever done that was “conservative”? He is just like Obama, except more totalitarian and less moral.
 
I tell you...it's all the sympathy Newt is getting for his affairs. Too many are either never married or divorced to care about marriage being an issue any more. And this includes Chuck who has cheated on his wife and he probably felt really sorry for Newt because he could empathize.
 
I tell you...it's all the sympathy Newt is getting for his affairs. Too many are either never married or divorced to care about marriage being an issue any more. And this includes Chuck who has cheated on his wife and he probably felt really sorry for Newt because he could empathize.

I agree. Newt's open marriage position must have clinched it for Chuck.
 
Gary Busey endorsed Newt, then found out what a jerk he was and retracted it. The day after he retracted it Newts numbers dove. Gary is smarter than Chuck.

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I tell you...it's all the sympathy Newt is getting for his affairs. Too many are either never married or divorced to care about marriage being an issue any more. And this includes Chuck who has cheated on his wife and he probably felt really sorry for Newt because he could empathize.

And I said it many times during the Herman Cain fiasco, they were inoculating the public in preparation or Gingrich.
 
I agree. Newt's open marriage position must have clinched it for Chuck.

Every time that Newt says that marriage is between a man and woman, what he really means is a "man and one or more women". In all fairness to Newt, that is the history of the human race, but Newt has said many times that "for the past 3000 years it has been between a man and a woman". Is the history expert wrong, or does he do that to hide his true opinion?

Newt: "Hey Mitt, tell me more about how this polygamy thing works."
 
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So does that mean we'll get six more weeks of winter?
 
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