Chipotle Fires its Manager for asking for Up Front Payment from Repeat Dine and Dasher

He gave me an overview of the whole event.

Keep in mind that it was not necessary, the whole thing was started by my tongue-in-cheek wisecrack at the execrable spelling, grammar and sentence structure of the people in question.

I am fully fluent in jive, even when typed out in a Twatter message so as to resemble nothing more than hooting gibbons in a tree.

I'm not even moderately fluent and have absolutely no desire to become so.
 
I read them all which is why I asked you to tell me which tweet u were translating. I can see how mentioning their race would make you believe that they were accusing the manager of being racist so I will concede that point.
So is that the only tweet u translated for Afib?

 

That wasn't part of the OP tweets but thanks for adding it to the conversation. It certainly helps better understand the mentality of the food thieves.
 
He gave me an overview of the whole event.

Keep in mind that it was not necessary, the whole thing was started by my tongue-in-cheek wisecrack at the execrable spelling, grammar and sentence structure of the people in question.

I am fully fluent in jive, even when typed out in a $#@!ter message so as to resemble nothing more than hooting gibbons in a tree.

Is that you being tongue and cheek again? cos I just don't see the execrable spelling, grammar and sentence structure errors in his tweet. The spelling in the tweets were mostly on point. One tweet he used a few correctly spelled non jive slang, "finna" and another he used "catchin", "yoooo" and "thang" and for real misspellings, he typed "by" when he clearly mean't to say "buy" and "goto" when he most likely meant "go to", he also missed a few commas and a question marks, but the apostrophes were all there.

Don't get me wrong, these people are thieves trying to steal from a hardworking and productive individual but it feels like you are widely exaggerating the events happening. And the slang they used is not jive, ebonics maybe? but I am sure as hell it ain't jive anything.
 
I've dealt with dine-n-dashers. If they are known dashers, I wouldn't have even served them if they paid up front. As a matter of fact, my go line is, "Get the fuck out" before they even try to order. IMO, she was too nice to them.

And, btw, some places make employee pay for dine-n-dashers.

Fired and retrained. SMDH.
 
Is that you being tongue and cheek again? cos I just don't see the execrable spelling, grammar and sentence structure errors in his tweet. The spelling in the tweets were mostly on point. One tweet he used a few correctly spelled non jive slang, "finna" and another he used "catchin", "yoooo" and "thang" and for real misspellings, he typed "by" when he clearly mean't to say "buy" and "goto" when he most likely meant "go to", he also missed a few commas and a question marks, but the apostrophes were all there.

Don't get me wrong, these people are thieves trying to steal from a hardworking and productive individual but it feels like you are widely exaggerating the events happening. And the slang they used is not jive, ebonics maybe? but I am sure as hell it ain't jive anything.

I don't see how he's exaggerated the events. You could make an argument that he's exaggerated the language/spelling/grammar they chose to use in their Tweets but the events are well documented by the scumbags themselves. The men in the video are massive pieces of shit. They are thieves who find it amusing to harass people. Fuck 'em.
 
When I pay for gas, I can either pay with cash in advance, or have my credit card approved before I can pump. Not a big deal.
 
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I don't see how he's exaggerated the events. You could make an argument that he's exaggerated the language/spelling/grammar they chose to use in their Tweets but the events are well documented by the scumbags themselves. The men in the video are massive pieces of $#@!. They are thieves who find it amusing to harass people. $#@! 'em.

Yes, you are right, the attempted thievery of the scumbags is not in question.

Their tweets

resemble nothing more than hooting gibbons in a tree.

is what I think is widely exaggerated. He is a AF so I kinda get the dog whistle included in the post ;)
 
Went I pay for gas, I can either pay with cash in advance, or have my credit card approved before I can pump. Not a big deal.

What gibberish jive ye speak Danke? Went I pay for gas? :)

But yes, the gas stations all over my area would hold your Driver's license if for instance you want to fill your tank. It doesn't matter your race or what posh car you drove in, everyone is treated in the same distrustful way.

Not a big deal
 
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Yes, you are right, the attempted thievery of the scumbags is not in question.

Their tweets



is what I think is widely exaggerated. He is a AF so I kinda get the dog whistle included in the post ;)

So y'all are arguing over whether or not they Tweeted in ebonics, jive, or gibbon?:confused:
 
So y'all are arguing over whether or not they Tweeted in ebonics, jive, or gibbon?:confused:

Depends on what you consider "resemble nothing more than hooting gibbons in a tree." to mean. But its not really about this one post but a general pattern of AF just spicing up and/or sensationalizing to the point of absurdity actions someone who is non white does on this site.

I am surprised he didn't say that they were flinging poop at the manager after watching it cos that is the next step on the ladder :)
 
I am surprised he didn't say that they were flinging poop at the manager after watching it cos that is the next step on the ladder :)

Well, see, that's already happening, just not in this particular case.

“They really intensely protested and accosted all the visitors that came to our grand opening event,” said son David.

“It was very scary,” said Shalom’s daughter Yael. “There was a lot of people protesting outside wearing masks […] and they threw a significant amount of feces at our windows.”


Now, I will cede the point that, with masks on, I guess it's hard to tell just who was flinging shit: Diversity or self loathing idiot whites.
 
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Depends on what you consider "resemble nothing more than hooting gibbons in a tree." to mean. But its not really about this one post but a general pattern of AF just spicing up and/or sensationalizing to the point of absurdity actions someone who is non white does on this site.

I am surprised he didn't say that they were flinging poop at the manager after watching it cos that is the next step on the ladder :)

Oh, he enjoys picking on whites too. You must not have read some of his posts about white women. :tears:

BTW, there was that chick who flung poop at employees in a restaurant not too long ago.
 
I've been to Chipotle just a few times, but it has always pay at the counter fast food type transaction. I can't see how they firing a manager because the customer refuses to pay.
 
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