Caption This Bernie Sanders Photo...

[misconstrued]

My friend saw "Bernie Sanders" in the bank the other day...

Have a good caption for this picture?

 

[Dr.3D]

"Somebody stole my belt!"

 

[Yehudi]

Trickle down pantsonomy?

 

[luctor-et-emergo]

"Socialism got the better of Bernie when his same-size-fits-all belt -provided courtesy of the federal government- failed due to quality control issues."

 

[Acala]

"We don't need 15 choices in the size of pants"

 

[EBounding]

"We don't need 15 choices in the size of pants"

 

[Suzanimal]

"We don't need 15 choices in the size of pants"

LOL, Bernie's pants for the proletariat.

 

[misconstrued]

"We don't need 15 choices in the size of pants"

Ha!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

"We don't need 15 choices in the size of pants"

We also don't need dozens of languages. Everyone must learn Americanish!

 

[erowe1]

My friend saw "Bernie Sanders" in the bank the other day...

Have a good caption for this picture?

"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 different pant sizes."

 

[erowe1]

"We don't need 15 choices in the size of pants"

What?! I swear I didn't read yours.

 

[Acala]

What?! I swear I didn't read yours.

Lol. I think yours was the more accurate quote anyway.

 

[RJB]

"Yo. I'm pretty gangsta too, straight up, yo!

 

[rg17]

"Give me yo money!"

 

[PaleoPaul]

"Looks like MTV doesn't need to ask him the boxers or briefs question."

 

[PaleoPaul]

Seriously, though, is this real? Or photoshopped?

I think I went blind.

 

[misconstrued]

"Want to feel the bern?"

 

[dannno]

"Want to feel the bern?"

Bernie Sanders' HR department has notified him that he has to stop saying that to his interns.

- Stephen Colbert