Caption Contest!

[Edward]

Doo Wop night at the Democratic convention came to crashing halt with the appearance of Sister Hillary and her Three Mules.

 

[Edward]

"Truthers? Not my cup of tea, but if you want to know what's nuts I'll tell you what's nuts. My wife, Hillary. She's nuts. Talking with a fake Southern accent, cackling in interviews, crying in others. Is this thing on?"

 

[Edward]

An angry mob of Ron Paul supporters chases Sean Hannity into a nearby hotel.

 

[heath.whiteaker]

"Truthers? Not my cup of tea, but if you want to know what's nuts I'll tell you what's nuts. My wife, Hillary. She's nuts. Talking with a fake Southern accent, cackling in interviews, crying in others. Is this thing on?"

Dude is that Ray Ramano interviewing him?

 

[B of R guy]

An angry mob of Ron Paul supporters chases Sean Hannity into a nearby hotel.

Ron Paul supporters leave country after McCain gets nomination.

 

[B of R guy]

What can you do with this one?

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Stop boys you are gettin' Bill all excited!!!

 

[heath.whiteaker]

No thanks I prefer women.... like the one over there.

 

[Smiley Gladhands]

Yeah, I've seen it myself..it's as big as that column over there. But unlike Barrak, I have the experience necessary to get the job done. <cackles>

 

[B of R guy]

Fred: "Not a bad turnout tonight. What do you think, Sugar? Sugar?"
Jeri (thinking): "Mmmmmm.... mmmmmmm. That Carol Paul has one hot husband... and smart, too!"

Take a look boys, what da hell do I need the White House for?

 

[Edward]

 

[heath.whiteaker]

we smoked that shit.... and I'm telling ya I felt like I was flying.

 

[hawks4ronpaul]

Obama: "I think I just vomited a little."


http://hawks4ronpaul.blogspot.com/

 

[ladyliberty]

I tell you what - there was some real hell to pay after Iowa - I had to have all of this furniture replaced, broke every ashtray in the entire room! That Hillary is one little spitfire when she gets riled! So do you have any plans for dinner tonight?

 

[ladyliberty]

And if I am not elected your President I swear I will have all of your taxes audited, your mortgages will be foreclosed and the CIA will follow you to the ends of the earth!

 

[Goldwater Conservative]

Mitt: Gosh darn I'm so pretty, even when my mirror image is being reflected off Rudy's bald spot.

Fred: Dang that boy is pretty, even when his face is bouncing off ol' shiny top's head.

Rudy: Hey John, read this note I wrote about Ron before Mr. Cooper catches us and we get in trouble!

Fred: Boy, what in tarnation are you smoking? Ain't nobody give Coop any respect.

Mitt: Yeah, even I ignore him when he tries to shut me up, and I've got a permanent record to think about.

 

[heath.whiteaker]

 

[heath.whiteaker]

 

[heath.whiteaker]

 

[ladyliberty]

Waiting for Rupert Murdoch to get Hannitized!

 

[heath.whiteaker]