Caption Contest!

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Ahh Houston we have a problem. Them internets people beat us to the moon!

Now THIS one is believable. The signs not waving! :D:D:D
 
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Scientists have discovered the source of global warming.

Hot air emanating from a huge gaping orafice on Gores head.
 
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Frank: "Hey, Karl?"
Karl: "Mmmm?"
Frank: "Wot ya thinkin'?"
Karl: "Mmmm. I reckon I'm a thinkin' 'bout that Ron Paul feller."
Frank: "Yeah?"
Karl: "Mmmm. I reckon he was right when he done say them things 'bout 'blowback' to that Julie Anna feller."
Frank: "Yeah, he makes me nervous. I hate that pecker!"
Karl: "Mmmm. You ought not talk that way. You just a boy."
 
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Tony: "Maria!"
Maria: "Quiet!"
Woman's voice offstage: "Maria!"
Maria: "Momentito, Mama."
Tony: "Maria! Maria!"
Maria: "Shhh! It is dangerous!"
Tony: "Why? I'm not a neocon."
Maria: "I know you are not, but my parents are Democrats.... and the two of us will soon be voting for a Republican."
Tony (about to burst into song): "Somewhere there must be a place we can feel we're free. Somewhere there's got to be some place for you and for me."
Maria: "Have you tried the Ron Paul Forums?"
 
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There is a saying that when people have been married a long time they start to look like each other!
 
IDIOCRACY
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In the future election, voters will use this touch screen
to choose their new Ruler.

3 choices only please
 
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"I wasn't interested in politics either until I heard of Ron Paul. Here... read this slim jim."
 
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B: "Well, Robin, it appears that our dastardly nemesis is plotting more of his treachery."
R: "Gosh. Who is it this time? The Joker? Mr. Freeze? The Riddler?"
B: "I'm afraid it's much worse than that, Boy Wonder. Rudolph Giuliani is at it again."
R: "Holy Constitution, Batman! What are we waiting for? Let's show him some blowback!"
 
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Dennis Kucinich's childhood was a bit more eventful than your typical politician's.
 
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